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The voluptuous female celestial dog immediately frowned, pretending to tap his head, and said, "You just do whatever your sister says? Do you still want a wife?"
"Sister monster, you have to give me some clues, right? Besides the temple fair, do you know anything else about the thing I'm looking for?"
Li Pu took the opportunity to bargain, since the condition for making this "chicken wing" cart her strategist was that she would reveal the information about the "former dragon's remains" that she possessed.
"It's the 'Remains of a Former Divine Dragon,' I can only say that it's indeed at the temple fair. As for the rest, once you go to the temple fair, you'll naturally know everything." The female tengu sighed.
Li Pu pursed his lips, feeling that this "ragged" monster sister was deliberately being mysterious.
On the other side, Black Tifa Bahamut, whose figure is just as voluptuous as Tifa's, now stood close behind her, his illusory form whispering impatiently in her ear:
"Have you forgotten? What are you waiting for?"
"Press on him! Use your body heat to burn him!"
"One ball is 36 degrees, two balls are 72 degrees—that'll scald this little bastard to death!"
“…This doesn’t seem right.” Tifa felt that Bahamut was somewhat driven by personal grudges.
"Shut up! Press down on him! Make him never forget the feeling of those two soft mounds of flesh against you!"
Bahamut, also a village girl, had no idea she had miscalculated and continued to entice:
"When will we use this heavy burden if not now?!"
"Didn't you always want to 'make lemon tea by hand'? Go over there and reach out when he's shy..."
Tifa's cheeks burned as she listened, her whole being like a teapot boiling over with its lid popping open, yet deep down she felt that Bahamut's words actually made some sense.
Without further hesitation, she steeled her resolve, closed her eyes, and pressed herself forcefully against Li Pu's back!
The female tengu was taken aback by what she saw.
The strategist on the other side is quite capable!
But Tifa was too nervous and slipped. Not only did she fail to catch up with him despite the close distance, she lost her balance and fell forward with a scream!
"Oh no! This is terrible!"
The smaller pony, whose size difference from Tifa was particularly obvious, hadn't even had time to turn around before she was firmly pinned down by her warm and soft body, and the two of them rolled down onto the wet ground with a "plop".
Water splashed everywhere.
As the mist dissipated, Tifa lay snugly on Lip's back, her heavy, soft breasts pressing firmly against his back.
The thick, spread-out fat covered and sank into his forearm, which had failed to support him on the ground, and a warm, creamy sensation instantly washed over him.
Li Pu felt as if his back and arms were covered with liquid.
Tifa, the "Teapot Princess," was completely "boiled up" at this moment. Her face was incredibly hot, and steam was practically rising from her head.
"Ah! That...that...no, no! I meant to..."
She tried to explain incoherently, her voice completely distorted by extreme embarrassment. Her arms haphazardly braced themselves on Li Pu's back and the slippery ground as she tried to get up, but her body was limp from intense panic, and she couldn't muster any strength.
The two strategists, Nyotengu and Black Tifa, were once again at a loss...
Little Malip, who suffered an undeserved calamity, was still completely and firmly suppressed by the "Jerusalem's" entire plump "breadbox".
He struggled to lift his head, but his face showed a look of relief, as if he had survived a disaster, which was completely out of place with his current erotic predicament.
so close……
Thankfully, my position was safe just now, otherwise I really would have attacked Mother Earth...
In an awkward silence, the two eventually got up.
Li Pu thoughtfully didn't turn around and sat back down on the small stool, intending to finish washing up quickly.
As he got up, he caught a glimpse of another group of female workers leaving, chatting and laughing. His heart sank – they only washed once a day, and another day had passed in the outside world!
“I slipped just now too,” Li Pu picked up the conversation naturally. Time was precious, and they needed to get things done quickly and not let Tifa continue to feel embarrassed. “We have to hurry up with Tifa, or we’ll really miss the fair.”
The "Former Dragon's Remains" is a must-have item.
Eight days have passed in the outside world, allowing for advance preparation of clothing, and the temple fair on the tenth day will soon begin.
I need to finish washing quickly, otherwise it will really delay things.
Tifa, who had just stood up, immediately covered the cherry blossoms and the entrance to the apartment, but was stunned by the fact that the little pervert had turned around angrily.
Aside from turning away, she didn't receive any complaints or ridicule as she had expected. Instead, she was met with complete tolerance and a way out to help her out of the predicament.
"He...he's trying to get me out of an awkward situation? He's worried I'll be embarrassed, so he even came up with a reason for me?"
"Wait, he seems to be in a hurry to go to the temple fair with me... Could it be that he has something special to say to me?"
Once a girl's thoughts start to "go astray," they can't be stopped.
At this moment, Bahamut curled his lips into a smile, seeing that the time was ripe, and immediately whispered a assist:
"He wants to use the temple fair as an excuse to go on a date with you, and maybe he even wants to have a baby with you."
"Have you forgotten how many men and women in the village used to get together at the autumn harvest celebration party and end up getting married because of pregnancy?"
Although I don't know why this little kid is here, it's always a good thing to have another version of myself keep an eye on him and keep him occupied by dating.
She was determined to obtain the 'Remains of the Former Dragon God'—this would bring her one step closer to completely controlling the power of 'immortality'!
And this is precisely her ultimate purpose in proposing a trade after discovering Tifa!
If the 'Remains of the Former Dragon God' were to fall into the hands of that little novice, he would have Tifa, who was closest to him and whom he was gradually taking a liking to, take it without anyone noticing.
Tifa was taken aback by what she heard.
A woman in love has zero IQ, and she immediately followed Bahamut's lead and confirmed this conjecture.
Temple fair... date...
Is that why he's in such a hurry?
This little pervert can actually be so romantic?
The moment the thought crossed Tifa's mind, her heart skipped a beat and her heart began to race.
Without further hesitation, she picked up a wooden stool and sat behind Li Pu. Using the motion of applying soap, she slowly leaned closer and began to methodically wash Li Pu's hair and rub his back.
Her full breasts pressed gently against his wet back, and foam dissolved finely between their skin.
"Hmm...we'll shower together, it'll be faster," she said softly, her voice carrying a tenderness she herself didn't realize.
Two snow-white clumps, now covered in soap suds, resembled enormous sponge bath balls, which clung to the boy's back and swayed gently with Tifa's movements.
Although it was an unintentional movement, it still caused Li Pu's entire back to involuntarily tense up for a moment.
Goodness, he'd only ever seen such scrubbing done in bubble bath movies.
Surprisingly, the first person to do this was the most awkward Tifa. If her master Chun-Li and her mother, the White Queen, found out, they would be furious...
Seeing that he stiffened slightly but did not dodge, Tifa's lips unconsciously curled into a faint smile.
I guessed right—that little rascal really did have something going on at the temple fair!
"Achoo!" Li Pu immediately sneezed...
The entire bathing process was quick, and there was no further conversation between Xiao Ma and Fengying Dache. The only sounds were the running water and their breaths, which were even hotter than the water.
The female tengu was slightly taken aback by this scene. "This strategist on the other side is quite something!"
...When the young Lip and Tifa were dressed and pushed open the dilapidated wooden door of the bathhouse, the outside world had just turned to the tenth day.
The temple fair celebration is about to officially begin!
Lip and his unseen Black Tifa Bahamut both had a sharp glint in their eyes—all the clues pointed to the temple fair!
Tifa's cheeks still held a lingering blush. This time, she was determined to take advantage of the temple fair to finish what she hadn't said after buying the beer...
Meanwhile, at the entrance to the underground slave mine, the heavy iron doors of the elevator shaft burst open—the wagon mothers who had been holding Helena down stepped menacingly out of the shadows…
Chapter 201 Wish
Large red lanterns hung high, forming a warm red sea of light that cast an unreal festive glow on the rugged rock walls of the underground mine.
In just nine days of preparation, this bitterly cold place, where coal dust lingers all day long, was transformed into a vibrant and bustling place, adorned with lanterns and decorations.
The air was filled with the aroma of roasted melon seeds and chestnuts, the sweetness of candied hawthorns, and the heat waves from the sweat of the crowd. All these smells intertwined to create a strong sense of everyday life.
In the distance came the deafening sounds of gongs and drums and folk tunes, while acrobatic performances drew cheers from the audience; it all seemed like an overly real dream.
"No candied apples or goldfish scooping, it's completely different from where we're from, it's so much fun."
As soon as they entered the temple fair, Tifa naturally took Lip's arm and leaned affectionately against him.
After taking a bath, Tifa, the "human peach," dressed up quite nicely, with white floral ornaments adorning her hair, making her hair look even more dangerous than those ladies in Japanese anime.
The simple white coat given to her by the angel managed to make her look like a graceful young master's wife, with the hem of the coat fluttering slightly as she walked.
Of course, this composure was all an illusion.
Beneath the white lab coat, the shimmering dolphin swimsuit that seemed ready to burst forth was its true form, only its brilliance was obscured—the buttons of the lab coat were meticulously fastened from the collar all the way to the hem, concealing all the breathtaking details.
At this moment, only Li Pu, who was standing right next to her, had ever seen her most private sights, from the tips of her hair to her toes...
She was also filled with unease, tormented by another burning thought in her heart.
The words "You little rascal, let's date" lingered on my lips countless times, but I never managed to say them.
She was both uneasy and couldn't help but secretly speculate:
Did that little pervert bring me to the temple fair with the same intention?
Could it be that he... is already prepared to say something to me?
But at this moment, Li Pu was completely unaware of the girl's inner turmoil.
As he let Tifa affectionately half-drag him along, he warily scanned the bustling fair—a boss battle could trigger at any moment, and he had to remain vigilant at all times.
What unsettled him even more was that the female celestial dog who accompanied him, known as the "dog-headed strategist," had become unusually silent since entering the temple fair, and every time he pressed her for an answer, she would only reply with the same question:
"You'll understand after you've visited the temple fair."
He managed to calm himself, but all he felt was an incredible softness in his arms, like holding a warm, flowing liquid.
To be honest, Tifa could really be made into a bowl in Jingdezhen; she's bigger than a patterned jelly ball!
The fresh scent in Tifa's hair overwhelmed all the other scents at the temple fair, making his mind even more chaotic.
Feeling the soft pressure on his arm, the boy sighed helplessly.
He truly envied Tifa tonight, being able to enjoy herself without a care in the world.
Even though she had already warned him of all the potential dangers, this "human peach" who was still wobbling as she walked after taking a shower still treated the temple fair, which might be the site of a BOSS battle, as a pure and sweet date.
He really wanted to say to Tifa:
If this were in my past life,
This girl is so silly to go on a date with someone.
You know you'll eventually get "challenged" (i.e., suffer the consequences)...
"You little rascal! Look at this!" Tifa suddenly grabbed his sleeve, her excited strength palpable even through the fabric.
She pointed to a sugar figurine stall, her wine-red eyes reflecting the warm glow of the lanterns.
Li Pu raised an eyebrow and looked over. It was an old woman with gray hair, who was boiling a pot of clear syrup by the flickering light of a kerosene lamp.
With slender fingers, he steadily picked up a copper spoon, scooped up half a spoonful of amber syrup, and with a slight twist of his wrist, the syrup flowed like ink lines onto the smooth stone slab.
In a short while, a pair of sugar butterflies with complete antennae and wings took shape, with every detail of the wing veins clearly visible, and they shone with a honey-colored luster under the lamplight.
The old woman gently stuck the butterfly with a bamboo skewer and handed it to the eagerly waiting little girl.
At the stall, the little girl's mother was carefully counting out a few crumpled "Eagle City Rolls" from an old handkerchief bundle.
“No, that won’t do, Auntie,” the old woman said with a kind smile, waving her hands repeatedly. “This butterfly is just a gift for the little girl to see and enjoy.”
"I can't accept this..." The one-armed mother looked embarrassed with gratitude and wanted to refuse, but the little girl had already sweetly called out, "Thank you, Grandma!" She carefully held up the sugar butterfly, her eyes shining like they were filled with stars.
The mother and daughter did not notice Lip and Tifa behind them.
Li Pu, however, had only a vague impression of the mother and daughter.
When they first arrived at the mine tunnel, it seemed that it was this one-armed mother who led them back to the crowded workers' shed, where he and Tifa's straw mats were right next to the mother and daughter.
Although they were next to each other, they mostly passed by with their heads down, without interacting.
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