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"Bang! Crack—!"
The alloy car door was kicked open with all her might, accompanied by a piercing metallic groan!
The next second, the world spun around!
Li Pu felt his collar tighten, and he was lifted into the air by that inhuman force. The last thing he saw in his vision was Jill's hand and the taut, round belly bursting with sweat.
"Fuck!"
No! Why would you assume that a kid who dared to infiltrate the investigation team is weak?
Let someone say something, will you?!
The childish curses mingled with the sand and dust that filled his throat!
But soon!
"Whoosh—!"
The cursing, mixed with sand and gravel, suddenly stopped abruptly!
A dizzying vision suddenly crashed into a soft, abyss—
The elastic, fluffy cloud layer steadily caught his spinning cat ears, and the tip of his nose sank into the sweet, warm, milky jelly-like touch through the thin fabric, even creating a shallow indentation on that full, supportive surface before quickly bouncing back!
hum...
The clamor of the wind and sand subsided abruptly, leaving only the pounding of my heart in my ears.
I don't know my own, or...
Where my face was buried, a living wave of snow rose and fell with my breath, trembling gently.
woman? !
With his experience, he knew instantly!
He bumped into a woman's arms!
Young Li Pu suddenly looked up, his forehead slamming into the woman's chin with a "bang"!
Amidst the violent tremor, the first thing that came into view was two thick, dark, sword-like eyebrows.
Jet black, sharp, almost pressed into the brow bone.
This could almost be described as the most striking label imprinted on her pale skin.
Only below the brow bone can the complete face be slowly pieced together.
Full, round eyes are supported by plump, dark circles under the eyes, and a delicate, straight nose with no blemishes, its lines as clean as the first snow.
Her cheeks were slightly puffed out with a soft baby fat, but her jawline was neatly defined.
At this moment, she frowned, looking at the boy who had suddenly bumped into her arms with confusion.
"Cat...cat missile!?"
The voice of a beautiful girl burst into my ears along with the roar of a motorcycle engine!
Before Li Pu's eyes, those iconic thick, dark eyebrows shot up in astonishment, like two ink blades suddenly drawn from their sheaths.
Her beautiful cheeks puffed up like glutinous rice balls in the dust storm, yet her eyebrows were both fierce and dashing.
In addition, the signature nano gel coat emits a cool green light!
Li Pu immediately recognized the person who had come!
The intelligence revealed a new agent from the "Witch's Guild" who replaced Ada and Black Lily!
Sword Star Eve!
Goodness! Even better than in the game...
Her eyebrows were so thick they could be used as markers! Her face was as round as a freshly baked milk bun!
Thankfully, she wasn't wearing glasses, otherwise, with those eyebrows, Li Pu would have definitely mistaken her for Faker at first glance...
The girl with a chubby face and a voluptuous figure, tightly wrapped in a latex suit, was still controlling the car with one hand, while poking at his trembling cat ears with the other:
"...It seems to be an Earth creature called a cat? So cute..."
hum-
Eve's standard-issue drone suddenly caught up, hovered, and flipped over, its left and right horns immediately blaring a devilish duet:
Left Channel's husky, cold, and helpless voice said, "Eve! This is the seventh time!"
"When you're on a mission, please rein in your curiosity!"
The person on the right channel seemed to laugh in exasperation: "Don't tell me... you picked up a stray cat?"
"You're a rookie agent of the 'Witch's Guild'! No time to play with cats! Keep tracking the exploration team! Now, immediately, with your precious little feet—"
Step on the gas!
Then, two women's sighs of utter despair came from the drone simultaneously...
Li Pu was taken aback. Who was that voice?
Black Lily, and Ada Wong!
Chapter 93 You're a cat, that's fine too (Writing slowly at the third update, muah muah muah Or2)
So it was those two sworn enemies...
I've already put them through so much trouble, and you're still going to mentor newbies?
Just thinking about Ada Wong and Black Lily, those two wicked women's embarrassing moments, made Li Pu's lips curl into a haphazard smile.
Across from her, Eve completely ignored the urging and criticism coming through the loudspeaker.
Those signature thick eyebrows—now tightly knit, were staring at him.
"..."
Eve's stare made Li Pu feel uneasy.
Moreover, this girl has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and is full of heroic spirit!
Perfect for writing tally marks on your legs!
But the next second, Eve's actions made Lip's complaints stuck in his throat.
"Seniors, the target organism's morphology is difficult to identify - I cannot confirm whether the captured object is a mutated individual of a feline mammal or a primate in disguise."
"Requesting assistance in identification."
Li Pu's eyelids twitched as he listened!
Identifying popular Earth creatures here...
If Ada Wong and Black Lily, those two cunning women with shrewd schemes more complex than a beehive, discover that he's an "old acquaintance," then it won't just be a matter of missing out on a ride today...
Fortunately, he was confident that he knew the girl with thick eyebrows in front of him quite well.
After all, she is the most promising rookie in the 3D zone to challenge Tifa's "Jerusalem" status!
The original game, which it's based on, has already spawned nearly a thousand mods in less than a month since its PC release. And that only includes official mod websites; unofficial ones don't even count...
Putting aside his distracting thoughts, he looked up and met Eve's still confused gaze.
Her small face hardened, and she said seriously:
"No need for testing."
"I am a cat."
As soon as he finished speaking, a magical scene happened.
Eve's thick eyebrows, which had been tightly furrowed into a "川" shape, gradually relaxed.
The confusion in his eyes receded like the tide, replaced by a sudden realization, a kind of "clear-headed stupidity like a college student"!
“I see…” She nodded slightly, her tone carrying a hint of relief and confirmation. “I understand now. You are a cat.”
She believed it.
Li Pu was not surprised at all.
After all, Eve is essentially an android warrior with "MAX combat experience and zero common sense in other areas".
This directly led to her peculiar personality: "clumsy and simple-minded, but with remarkably upright values."
Simply put: They're naive and easily fooled!
If one day Eve, with a righteous expression, were to say that famous meme line to him:
"Could you please stop staring at my bitter tea seed?"
He felt he only needed to reply with a sincere expression and a confident tone:
"If you don't wear it, then I won't be able to see it, right?"
The simple-minded young lady with thick eyebrows in front of him would definitely think it made sense, and she would take off her bitter tea right in front of him!
Moreover, in her original game, if it weren't for a teammate piloting a drone, she'd be like a mother hen watching over her 24/7...
With her "believes everything others say" nature, she'd probably have been tricked into having babies long ago, enough to make several football teams!
Li Pu thinks it wouldn't be a problem to just organize a whole World Cup at that time...
And now?
If it weren't for Ada Wong and Widow Black watching from inside the drone.
He felt that if he worked hard, he could probably get Miss Eve to "give birth" to eight children of his!
Just then, Ada Wong's indifferent and cold voice blared from the drone's loudspeaker:
"Tsk, honey, we haven't learned how to crack your alien technology..."
silence.
Eve's two thick, dark eyebrows almost tangled together.
“…I am the combat type of the 7th Airborne Squad,” her voice was flat and serious, with a hint of incomprehension. “Mechanical maintenance and operational support fall under the professional functional scope of the engineering support unit.”
As she explained, her two striking, thick eyebrows twitched slightly, like two bewildered yet honest caterpillars expressing their grievances.
"According to standard configuration—the Seventh Airborne Squad should be equipped with a dedicated female-type engineering support unit. She's best at solving these kinds of problems, but..."
She paused, her clear eyes looking at the drone. "All members of the Seventh Airborne Squad... except for 'Eve,' have been confirmed... out of contact."
"..."
Complete silence fell on the other end of the communication. There was no surprise, no further questions, and no words of comfort.
Li Pu knew that Ada Wong and Lily Black's silence was not out of sadness.
They simply coldly confirmed one fact: technical support was gone.
Heartache? Guilt? Apology?
These words don't exist in a bad woman's dictionary.
The only thing you can do to them is stand up and kick them hard!
He looked at Eve, the voluptuous and charming latex-clad beauty, who was still tilting her head slightly, intently watching the hovering drone.
Those thick, almost black eyebrows had relaxed, showing no trace of their former heaviness.
A brief silence followed, with only the hissing of electricity coming from the drone's speaker.
Then, Li Pu heard Ada Wong coldly instruct the others:
"Get that bitch Scarlett here. This mission is extremely important!"