novel-bin Chapter 585 Garlic Birds, Garlic Birds, They Don't Wear Swimsuits.
Chapter 585 Garlic Birds, Garlic Birds, They Don't Wear Swimsuits.
[Group member #9: For those who can't overcome the Heavenly Tribulation, becoming spirits should be a good thing, right?]
[Poseidon: If we die because we can't overcome the heavenly tribulation, then there's nothing we can do about it.]
[Bibi Dong: Overall, it's good because they succeeded. If they hadn't succeeded, it would have been better if they had just died during their tribulation.]
[Ling Yuan: Indeed, if we fail, it'll be all over.]
Right now.
Rakshasa really wanted to laugh.
Before the human gods had even made a move, the Dragon God stabbed himself, severing his own major artery—can you believe it?
There's really no reasoning with that.
[Qian Yuhan: I almost laughed. Your Dragon God, a member of the Soul Beast race, truly possesses "astounding" wisdom!]
[Qian Yuhan: Just as Su Yan said, the Dragon God's statement, "Unless the Dragon Clan is revived and the Dragon God returns, the Soul Beast Clan cannot become gods," made the old gods of the God Realm so happy they were laughing in their dreams.]
[Qian Yuhan: No joke, whenever the past events of the divine realm are mentioned, the gods there can't stop smiling.]
[Gu Yuena 1: Are you looking for trouble?]
[Gu Yuena 2: Angel God, we can see you're mocking us. If you dare laugh at us again, we'll teach you a lesson when we return to the divine realm!]
[Call me Your Majesty: If you laugh again, I'll lock you in a dark room.]
[Qian Yuhan: Huh?]
[Qian Yuhan: Am I wrong to tell the truth?]
[Gu Yuena 1: Are you telling the truth, or are you mocking us? Do you think we can't see through you?]
[Gu Yuena 2: Don't be so arrogant. You're just a level one god. I can take you down without you even lifting a finger.]
The two Gu Yuena are indeed smarter now. They watch everyone chat and spend time with everyone every day, which has also increased their wisdom. They can tell that Qian Yuhan is making fun of them.
[Qian Yuhan: I just arrived late. If I were a veteran member of this group chat like Bibi Dong and the others, I would have become an administrator and broken through to God King long ago.]
[Qian Yuhan: Gu Yuena, don't try to scare me. You only got out because of Su Yan's help. Without Su Yan, you wouldn't even be qualified to leave the Star Dou Great Forest.]
The two Gu Yuena were also furious; this angel god really deserved a beating!
[Gu Yuena 2: You...]
[Gu Yuena 1: Angel God, you can't even get Su Yan's help, what do you have to say?]
[Gu Yuena 2: No matter what, we're still better than you!]
[Qian Yuhan: That's not necessarily true. Once the people from the Douluo Continent 3 world come in, your society will be doomed.]
Rakshasa was smart enough to deduce from Su Yan's previous words that these two were probably not much stronger than Xiao Wu.
[Xiao Wu: Angel God, stop talking about our Lord like that. According to what Su Yan said before, the Asura God and the Sea God have repeatedly descended to the mortal realm to help Tang San, and you and the Rakshasa God didn't dare to utter a single word, did you?]
【Call me Your Majesty: Yes!】
[Qian Yuhan: Little rabbit, you're a disgrace to soul beasts, so shut up.]
[Wang Dong'er: Why can't I, Xiao Wu's mom, say anything? You're allowed to talk about others, but others aren't allowed to talk about you?]
[Ye Guyi: Wang Dong'er, what business is it of yours and your mother's that you interfere in the affairs of my great-grandmothers?]
[Wang Dong'er: Why can't I chime in? Qian Yuhan said my mother, Xiao Wu, is a disgrace to the soul beasts. You're allowed to criticize us, but we're not allowed to fight back?]
The group chat members were now in an awkward position, as more and more people joined the argument, and they didn't know how to start a conversation.
[Zhu Zhuqing: Xiao Wu, Xiao Jinni, Wang Dong'er, Ye Guyi, all of you, shut up. If they want to argue, let the three of them argue. Everyone else, don't interrupt.]
[Qian Yuhan: I can say this right now: when people from the Douyu 3 world come in later, if the gossip about Gu Yuena and your group isn't explosive enough, I, Yu... I'll kowtow and apologize to you!]
[Gu Yuena 1: That's none of your business!]
[Gu Yuena 2: Your own melons are explosive, but the Asura God and the Sea God bully your descendants, and you don't dare to utter a sound. You're just a coward who bullies the weak and fears the strong!]
[Qian Yuhan: I bully the weak and fear the strong? Laughable! If you're so capable, why didn't you go and take revenge on the God of Asura after hiding in Douluo Continent for so many years?]
[Gu Yuena 1: We'll do that in the future, you don't need to worry about it.]
[Qian Yuhan: This is outrageous! You all know you can't win, so I don't know I can't win? What nonsense about bullying the weak and fearing the strong? If you don't bully the weak and fear the strong, why don't you go and take revenge on the God of Asura?]
[Gu Yuena 2: Believe it or not, we'll come and beat you up right now!]
[Qian Yuhan: Look at you, in such a hurry again?]
[Qian Yuhan: If you dare to hit me, I dare to go to the God Realm Committee. As soon as you teleport here, you'll be besieged by five God Kings. Come on if you dare, who's afraid of who!]
…………
Although Rakshasa God was fighting two opponents at once, the combined fighting strength of the two Gu Yue Na was clearly average.
If Xiao Wu hadn't mentioned it earlier, they wouldn't have been able to find a single weakness in "Qian Yuhan" to attack.
[Dugu Yan: Garlic bird, garlic bird, neither of them wears swimsuits.]
[Group member #9: We're a loving family, let's just let a few arguments pass by, don't take it seriously.]
[Liu Erlong: We're a family that loves and hates each other, right, niece?]
[Qian Renxue: Yu Erlong, go talk to your Tang Yuehua about your spiritual love.]
Tang Yuehua is truly numb.
[Tang Yuehua: No? I'm so wronged! I've been dragged into this so many times without my knowledge. Can't Erlong talk to someone else?]
[Poseidon: Are you implying that next time we should have them mention Hyotei?]
[Hyotei 1: You guys have gone too far!]
[Hyotei 2: You stay quiet, let them argue. If they keep arguing, they won't be able to eat our melon anymore.]
[Call me Your Majesty: You're quite the clever little devil!]
Inside the third carriage.
Bai Chenxiang couldn't help but look at Su Yan and ask, "Su Yan, everyone's arguing, aren't you going to try to stop them?"
Su Yan smiled and replied, "Then can you help me persuade them?"
"what?"
Bai Chenxiang's face instantly turned awkward: "Um... how can I persuade her?"
"They won't listen to me."
Su Yan said helplessly, "So, how can I persuade you?"
"What Rakshasa God said is what I said before, and what Gu Yuena and the others said is also what I said before. The weapons used for attacking on both sides were all provided by me!"
Ning Rongrong couldn't help but laugh.
"Brother Su Yan, are you afraid that once you go out, they'll remember that you're the one who leaked all this information, and then you'll be attacked by both sides?"
Su Yan said, somewhat amused and exasperated, "It's not that bad. There are so many people in the group chat; it's normal for them to argue a little sometimes. Do you expect me to make suggestive remarks in there all the time?"
Ling Luochen suddenly looked at him strangely. What was Su Yan saying just now?
Rakshasa?
Isn't it the angel goddess Qian Yuhan?
[Su Yan: Continuing from where we left off, we discussed whether becoming a spirit is a good thing or not. Well, that's a really complicated matter!]
[Su Yan: Let's talk about Tianmeng Ice Silkworm first. His god-making plan is selfish, extremely selfish, because it requires the sacrifice of multiple ferocious beasts. For the soul beast race, which is already on the verge of destruction, this only accelerates their self-destruction.]
[Su Yan: But to say that Tianmeng Ice Silkworm was selfish? It's hard to say. Before it was sacrificed to Huo Yuhao, Tianmeng Ice Silkworm was imprisoned by Di Tian and the others, and used as a power bank.]