novel-bin Chapter 137 Dear, Your Armspan Is Not Online!
Chapter 137 Dear, Your Armspan Is Not Online!
Chapter 137 Dear, Your Armspan Is Not Online!
Griffin bulged his strong muscles and drove in step by step.
However, the poses of the two seem very strange in the eyes of some "careful people".
Because Yi Jianlian's chest is facing Griffin's head
Rubbing, rubbing, is the devil's step
Every time the two bodies rubbed against each other, some audience members would cry out in surprise, and they didn't know what they were worried about.
Griffin tried hard, and Yi Jianlian pushed him back.
Griffin pushed hard for the second time, and Yi Jianlian pushed him back again.
Griffin's third hard feint!
This time it's a feint!
While leaning forward, with a slight movement of his footsteps, he staggered from Yi Jianlian's left!
soon!Very agile!
When he was the first to be pressed on his shoulders, Yi Jianlian could only half-measure his body to chase and defend.
In the sideways situation, Yi Jianlian couldn't use many of his movements, so he could only get in position as much as possible.
There was disdain in Griff's downcast eye shadow.
"Heh! You want to guard me like this? Do you really think I'm a mallet?"
"what!"
Griffin roared, veins popping on his arms and forehead.
After finding the position of the basket, he suddenly rose from the ground!
"Dunk!"
Or rather
"Raging dunk!"
Only in this way can he regain the dignity of being intercepted just now!
Griffin's bounce is amazing, according to uncertain data, his vertical bounce even surpassed "Warcraft" Howard.
Yi Jianlian is still working hard to get the card position.
"Is that Oriental guy crazy? He actually dared to stand there to defend. This is a standard dunk position!"
In the position where Yi Jianlian was standing, they had seen countless scenes of Griffin dunking over others.
"Delivered to your door?" Griffin's mouth showed ferocity playfully, "Then I won't be polite!"
He flew up, ready to fly over Yi Jianlian's head and press the ball into the basket.
"Give you a buckle!"
However.
When Griffin passed Yi Jianlian and wanted to dunk the ball down, he suddenly found that
"How the fuck is the hoop so far away!"
Griffin looked at his arm in shock!
His full blow failed to reach the basket!
Oh my God!
what's this!
"puff"
Yi Jianlian, who was closest to him, was the first to laugh, but he immediately realized that this was impolite behavior, and immediately stopped.
But being disturbed by him, everyone immediately reacted.
"Ah! What happened, Blake missed the dunk?"
"No! Strictly speaking, he didn't even touch the basket, so it can't be considered a failure."
"Then what is this called?"
".I don't know if you have heard of: Die before you leave the teacher?"
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After Griffin landed, he was still in a daze. He turned his head to look at the basket, and then looked back at his hands.
Basket: "Darling, your cute little arm is not online today, please come back next time!"
Griffin: "???"
I'll come again Nima smelly hi!
Wingspan is not online?
You just say that my IQ is not online!
Basket: "Dear, it's true that your wingspan is not online, it has nothing to do with IQ!"
Griffin: "."
He seemed to see a line of words popping up on his blood volume in the lower left corner: HP-100000000.
The basket didn't let him go, and continued to make up the knife: "Besides, your IQ is actually a little better than your wingspan! Don't be discouraged, you will succeed!"
Griffin despaired and died at the age of 22.
Wingspan is Griffin's biggest shortcoming and his biggest pain point.
"An outstanding person like you should have lived a splendid life, but why is his arm span still so short after more than 20 years?"
"Smart like you!"
Griffin slapped Yi Jianlian's reckless hand on his head with a slap, with an angry expression on his face.
Yi Jianlian touched the old Carter's head beside him awkwardly:
"Ahem, I'm sorry, I felt impromptu"
The audience in the stands still couldn't let go for a long time.
What the hell is a dunk that doesn't make it to the rim?
This is too weird, right?
"I dare say it's the first time in my life that I've seen this kind of thing, but if it happened to Griffin, I don't think it's too surprising."
Says someone pretending to be a "Clippers" fan.
"But I still want to say that he refreshed my outlook on life, world and values"
After the episode, the game continued.
After the Clippers star Griffin missed a dunk, his energy seemed to be lost, and he frequently made low-level mistakes on the court.
Sao Paulo, who was watching the game from the sidelines, covered his old face speechlessly. Could this fucking be the true level of this guy?
How will you live after that?
58 to 45, the Dallas Mavericks in the away game actually led the Clippers by 13 points at halftime.
Known as the "White Warcraft," Griffin made 14 of 3 shots in the half and only scored 6 points.
And Yi Jianlian, who defended Griffin, made 13 of 9 shots and scored 20 points in the half!
"Yi's defense against Griffin in the first half was very successful, and of course the offense was also very good. He completed the task perfectly. He is now the core point that our team relies on very much."
Carlisle, who was interviewed at halftime, said this to the camera.
Yi Jianlian is indeed one of the core of the Mavericks now.
His status is only slightly lower than that of Dirk, similar to that of old Kidd.
With strength, of course there is status!
In the locker room of the Clippers, I took advantage of the last chance to explain the tactics to everyone.
As for the head coach of the Clippers?
He is sitting next to him with a small bench
"We can't let that guy go in and score so easily!"
"Blake, how many times did your mind wander off in the first half?"
"."
"Come on, I don't want to see you distracted in the second half."
Although I Pao is a "newcomer" of the Clippers, but with his temperament, he has never persuaded anyone.
In addition, he is not in a good mood, he doesn't like this place very much, as it is a big city, he still prefers the "Big Apple City".
In the second half, the Clippers really gave a physical confrontation according to his instructions.
then
The Clippers lost even worse.
Yi Jianlian made more than a dozen free throws in the second half.
The slightly immature Jordan was almost made to cry in front of Yi Jianlian.
His poor footwork at the basket will be caught by Yi Jianlian every time and cause fouls or wipe out goals.
After all, Jordan was just a blue-collar player.
His specialty is jumping, strength and explosive power, and his offensive methods are also very single. There is no outside basket, only inside dunks or fast follow-up dunks.
However, Yi Jianlian has completely overwhelmed him with these attributes, not to mention Yi Jianlian's range from outside.
Not only that, Yi Jianlian also took on a large part of Griffin's defensive pressure.
One-on-two, almost beat the two of them home crying.
St. Paul shook his head when he left the field, and only said one sentence:
"What a bruise!"
(End of this chapter)