novel-bin Chapter 45 Friends Are For Sale
Chapter 45 Friends Are For Sale
[Mary]: She's been scolding you.
[James]: ...
[Mary]: Lily said you are a big fool, a big liar.
【James】: For the sake of having invited you to dinner so many times, please say something nice to me QAQ
[Mary]: ...That won't work, now she has sprayed me too, if I say good things for you, I don't have to mess around in the Tao.
[James]: T^T
[Mary]: Oh no, now she sits down in the chair
[Mary]: She took two sips of water, as if trying to calm down
[Mary]: She asked me what the hell you mean—what the hell am I going to answer?
【Mary】:? ? ?
[Mary]: Emmm, I told her that you have been secretly in love with her for a year. Before me, your eyeliner was Remus (anyway, it is right to push the blame to someone who is not there), anyway, you are a very sincere person That's right
[Mary]: She looks distressed.
[Mary]: Why didn't you reply to the message? ? ?
[Mary]: Old man!
【James】:! ! !I'm coming! ! !
[James]: How did she react?
[Mary]: She's lost in thought now.
【Mary】: What do you think of my answer just now?
[James]: One hundred faints! ! !
[James]: Then take this opportunity to say something nice for me, praise me tactfully or something~ I think I am still a very high-quality single young man, right?
【Mary】：→_→
[James]: Please sir!
[Mary]: Let me try...
[James]: You can also euphemistically mention that I went to New York in the summer vacation to meet her from a thousand miles away, and you can also review for her the thing about my hero saving the beauty before.
[Mary]: ...
[Mary]: Speaking of which, I have another matter to discuss with you.
[James]: What?If you can help me get Lily out of the way, you can tell me to snot the snot.
[Mary]: Shut up!I'm going to vomit!
[Mary]: Well here it is, now I need you to do my eyeliner.
【James】:? ? ?
【James】:! ! !
【James】: Fuck you actually fell in love with Sirius!
【Mary】: I'm not me, I don't have you, don't talk nonsense!
[James]: yoyoyo~
[Mary]: It's really not me, it's someone else.
[James]: That's Dorcas.
【Mary】: Damn...
[James]: It's too obvious to cut. Could it be Peter?Tsk.Tell me the details, what does Dorcas want?Hey, all in all, you need to convey to her first: Sirius personal information is $20 for the basic version, $40 for the upgrade version, $60 for the full version, $100 for the supreme member version; $50 for limited edition hot private photos, plus $10 to choose bathroom, gym, There are multiple themes such as beautiful men changing clothes; small videos are charged according to the length and content, and the price is negotiable-oh, photos and videos can provide mosaic services, and the price is also negotiable-in addition, $100 for first base, $300 for second base, $500 for third base, The home run is $1000, the price is fair, and there is nothing wrong with it.
【Mary】::))))))
[Mary]: You said I'm going to send this screenshot to Sirius, will you be cool soon?
[James]: Yes, but in that case Dorcas will definitely make you cool too quickly hehehe.
[Mary]: F**k
[James]: Well, seriously, what does Dorcas want.
[Mary]: She wants to know three things.First, is Sirius straight or curvy; second, is he single; third, is he willing to leave the single now.
[James]: I am very sure that he is a single dog who has no pursuit, and he should not be bent, otherwise how could he have not fallen in love with me.
[Mary]: Can you please stop carrying private goods all the time.
【James】: All right.Anyway, I think he doesn't want to fall in love now, and he must be very picky.
[Mary]: Oh...
[James]: You're going to prepare Dorcas to go home.
【Mary】: Girls in love can't listen to other people's words.
【James】: Ok, then you must stop Lily from listening to other people's words as soon as possible!
[Mary]: ...
[James]: Also, if Dorcas is willing, I'd be happy to "make a bridge" from it~
[Mary]: I'm going to call 911
Meanwhile, Sirius ran into someone in front of the gym.
"I heard you plan to join the swimming team?"
The smell of disinfectant from Regulus had already betrayed this point: "Your news is pretty good."
Sirius shrugged, feeling that he had nothing to say to this idiot brother.
"I also heard that your friend is applying to form a band?" Regulus took the initiative to continue the conversation, "Why didn't I know when you still learned the guitar?"
"There are so many things you don't know, don't meddle in your own business." Sirius' scalp tingled, and he hurriedly warned.Regulus promised mischievously:
"Don't worry, I will definitely not tell mom." He paused, "But... I thought you would dislike that house, after all, DE was stationed in it before."
"You think we'll be afraid of the monster left by Riddle?" Sirius gave Regulus a sideways glance, "You should be glad that Riddle had overturned when you came to Hogwarts, otherwise you must have A member who was fooled by him."
Regulus frowned as expected: "I'm not stupid!"
Sirius told him with his eyes that you were an idiot.
The author has something to say: I haven't figured out who to form a CP with Sirius, after all, he is more lonely