Chapter 369: Workers and Leisure Life
Chapter 369: Workers and Leisure Life
The quiet street is bustling with people.
Housewives are shopping leisurely, office workers are busy, and children are playing carefree in the park.
"Waaaaa! There's a weirdo!"
A scream suddenly rang out and pedestrians immediately ran for their lives in panic.
"Jie Jie Jie."
"I'm the Ice Coke Freak who became a weirdo because I love drinking ice coke too much. Hand over all your cokes!"
"Damn it! How dare you add coloring to Coke! You damn heretics!"
On the street, a strange man whose head turned into a Coke can was destroying everything and attacking civilians.
At this moment, several figures wearing the same uniform but with completely different heights, weights and bodies appeared.
“Mantis attacks!
"Beast King Fist!"
"Quack, electric shuriken!"
"Wow!"
This group of strange people knocked down the Coke can monster in just a few moves.
Passersby stopped and looked in surprise at the few people who suddenly appeared.
These people looked really scary: a lion-headed man, a mantis man, a frog man, a slug man, and a mole man.
He looks like a weirdo.
But they defeated the monster like heroes.
"The weirdo is defeated!"
"Is he a hero?"
"This is a hero I've never seen before. He looks so strange."
"Who are these strange guys?"
Facing more and more onlookers, the Beast King coughed lightly and whispered to the other cyborgs, "Perform your moves beautifully for me later!"
Then, in full view of everyone, these cyborgs with the appearance of orcs struck up some weird formations and poses.
He shouted loudly, "Since you ask sincerely."
"Then we will tell you generously."
"To prevent this world from being destroyed."
"To protect world peace."
"To carry out justice with love and truth."
"A handsome and charming hero."
"We are——"
"Beast Squad!"
"White hole, the white one is waiting for us tomorrow!"
"That's it, quack!"
Passerby: "..."
The scene was unusually silent and awkward.
……
"According to the latest news, a civilian team dressed as beastmen appeared in City Z. They called themselves the Beast Attack Team and hunted monsters everywhere as heroes. According to our reporter, the Hero Association does not have this hero team registered..."
"Here, on behalf of the authorities, I would like to remind everyone that unregistered hero activities are illegal and may put your life in danger. Citizens, please do not imitate heroes without authorization, and consciously go to the Hero Association to register for professional hero certification..."
Televisions on the street were broadcasting news reports.
City Z, no man’s land.
This place was abandoned due to the frequent appearance of strange people, and a large number of residents moved out, causing the house price to drop sharply.
Those who dare to stay here are true warriors.
Or people who have completely lost their way.
"Damn it. You actually treated me like a servant..."
A woman wearing a maid outfit and a somewhat non-mainstream makeup, carrying heavy shopping bags in both hands, was walking on the deserted road, muttering indignantly.
She wore a mask and a sun hat, hiding her face.
But it still can't hide her beautiful appearance.
Moreover, she has an unusually good figure, with curves in all the right places, big where it should be big, and thin where it should be thin.
36G, peach buttocks and long legs are enough to make every man exclaim "What a gift!"
Suddenly, the woman stopped and a figure with disheveled hair blocked her way. The woman stared at the man in a daze.
"Oh my, there is a fish that slipped through the net."
"You are so brave that you dare to live alone in an uninhabited area."
The other party said in a childish voice, with a hint of surprise.
His whole body was as black as charcoal, with long strands of kelp growing on his head, hanging wetly on his body.
The only white parts of his body are his eyes.
Clearly a weirdo.
The woman was also surprised. She actually met a strange man on the way home. Isn't this too random?
She frowned, "Are you a weirdo? What do you want to do? Let me make it clear first, I'm in a bad mood right now, don't mess with me!"
"Oh my, I was underestimated."
"Are ordinary people so bold nowadays?"
"That's right. How can you live in an uninhabited area without being brave?"
"Let me teach you a lesson. You can't be alone in dangerous areas, especially for a girl like you who is easy to bully..."
"Oh, by the way, remember my name is Infinite Konbu—"
boom!
Before he could finish his words, the weirdo was knocked to the ground by a punch, his body embedded in the ground in a big letter shape, leaving a human-shaped pit several meters deep.
"Noisy."
The woman retracted her fist, glanced coldly at the half-dead weirdo, and left with the shopping bag.
After walking a few steps, he turned back and stared at the weirdo's messy kelp-like hair thoughtfully.
"Is this kelp? Well, my family just happens to be short of some vegetables..."
A few minutes later, the naked weirdo huddled in a dark corner and cried.
The head has become bald.
"That's too much. You actually plucked all my kelp out... wuwuwu..."
The newly born weirdo witnessed the horror of society as soon as he entered the society.
Life is really hard, it's strange that people cry.
"What is kelp? It's just seaweed..."
The mosquito girl muttered, opened the door, and shouted into the room: "I'm back!"
"You're back. Let's cook. I'm starving."
In front of the TV in the living room, Zhang Hong lay on the fabric sofa without even raising his head, playing games intently.
Seeing Zhang Hong's lazy and greedy appearance, Mosquito Girl got angry and roared, "Can't you just get up and do it yourself? How can you order others around like this with a clear conscience?"
Zhang Hong scratched his ears and said nonchalantly, "Well, I saved your life, so I am your savior. Forget about giving yourself to me, I am not interested. But you should at least work hard to repay your savior, right?"
"Bullshit! When did you become my savior?!"
"Heh. If I hadn't shown up, you would have been slapped to death by another hero."
Zhang Hong glanced at the Mosquito Girl sarcastically.
He was telling the truth.
In the original timeline, Mosquito Girl was slapped to death by the bald man.
"Damn it. It was obviously you who forced me..." The Mosquito Girl gritted her teeth.
"So are you going to do it? If not, I'll send you back to Kinos."
"I don't want to go back to that bastard! Humph. Never mind. Since you provided me with blood and a place to stay, I will reluctantly help you with some housework..."
Mosquito Girl said this angrily, and went into the kitchen with bags of ingredients to cook.
Zhang Hong chuckled and continued eating potato chips, drinking happy water and playing games.
Having someone to serve you, and a beautiful woman at that, makes life so comfortable.
However, I still can't help but miss his artificial intelligence.
Mosquito Girl's cooking and housekeeping skills are far inferior to Ellie's.
Never mind. I'll just have to make do with it now as I'm far away from home.
"Dong dong!"
There was a knock on the door.
"Please come in, the door is unlocked."
A figure opened the door and walked in, carrying a bag of fruit.
Zhang Hong pressed the pause button, put down the game controller, looked at the person who came and smiled.
"It's Genos. You're here, so why bring a gift? You're too polite. Come on, sit down."
"Excuse me, teacher."
Genos sat upright, posing as a proper disciple in front of Zhang Hong, and said solemnly: "Teacher, I have completed the hero registration. Now I am the seventeenth S-level..."
Zhang Hong took a sip of iced black tea and nodded, "Not bad. Work hard. Being a hero is more than just a title, it's also a responsibility."
"I understand."
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself to you. I'm from City C, and I'm 19 years old..."
Genos began to tell his life story.
Revealing some kind of outgoing and friendly attributes of a straight man.
Zhang Hong listened in a disjointed manner, but in his heart he was thinking about what to ask Mosquito Girl to cook for dinner in the evening.
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