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Secondly, there is her own will; her unwavering commitment to the ninja way is as firm as a rock, and no meme virus can shake it.

The same reason why stars and domes are unaffected by the banana monkey meme applies.

They had already been infected by modified memes with low transmissibility and higher contamination, and transformed into fruit-like forms.

Do you want to infect me?

But I've already been infected by a stronger virus.

"No problem. As members of the Fruit Warriors, it is our duty to uphold justice."

Pineapple Snow puffed out its round chest and clapped its little round hands loudly, showing its chivalrous spirit.

"But we still need to eat, right? Is there any reward?"

As the fly, perfectly befitting its character, rubbed its hands together, its eyes turning into crystal-like shapes.

A quest has been triggered!

"Ah, this..."

What happened to the responsibilities we were supposed to have?

Why are you offering rewards all of a sudden?

However, acts of chivalry and justice have always stemmed from the principle of righteousness and cannot be used to morally blackmail people.

"I still have some money on me."

Ranpo naturally accepted the premise of hiring Fruit Ninjas to carry out missions.

"We don't want money."

Pineapple Sky Snow jumped to Luanpo's side.

"What do you require, sir?"

Luan Po paused for a moment, then asked with some confusion.

"It's the kind of shiny, reflective, and smooth to the touch."

Orange Star immediately jumped out from the side, gesturing with its small round hands, its golden eyes flashing with undisguised greed.

"Understand?"

"?"

Luanpo looked puzzled. What was this describing?

Perhaps it was due to the bizarre worldview of the Chaos Breaker, or perhaps it was her unwavering spirit of endurance, but not long after, a mission notification popped up in Qiong's mind.

[Mission: Fruit Warriors]

[Details: The Origami Academy was originally a harmonious place where origami birds happily learned and played. However, one day an uninvited guest arrived—Yu Yuan Xie Ninja, the leader of the evil ninjas.]

He spread a terrifying virus, bewitching the villagers into depravity. As a member of the Fruit Warriors, how could I stand idly by? Draw my sword and rid the people of this scourge!

[Reward: 160 Crystals]

"Very good, Chaotic Ninja Swordsman, I have fully acknowledged your purity."

Pineapple Snowflake instantly switched back to serious mode, clapping her little round hands.

"Eliminate the evil ninjas and restore the ninja world, leave it to us, the Fruit Warriors!"

With funds secured, I'll solo the seventh level of Flower Fruit Mountain.

Previously, the days when I was forced to work overtime in Xianzhou were a bit hellish, but the unexpected gains that often came up were still quite good.

Qiong currently has 2578 crystals in her account.

Even with a difference of a few hundred, you can still get two ten-pulls.

According to Qiong's habit, she will not leave more than 1600 crystals; she will drain them whenever there is water.

However, the results of several wildcard pools gave him a bit of PTSD.

Every time, he manages to summon some demons and monsters, leaving him to clean up their messes.

He's now a shareholder of Pinocchio, so he should be more cautious on his own turf.

At the very least, wait until the shadow of working overtime like crazy in Xianzhou has faded a bit before drawing cards.

"Before we set off, we need to find our companions and form the Treasure Trove team."

Qiong didn't use the Crimson Sky Sword to remove the memetic virus from the banana monkey. Instead, he collected the virus and modified its memetic content, which will allow him to assemble the entire Fruit Warriors lineup.

"A perfectly wise decision, the time has come for the Fruit Warriors to assemble."

Luanpo wholeheartedly agreed, raising his hand to press down her red horn-like baseball cap.

"Is that horn on your hat... a real horn or just a hat horn? Can I touch it?"

Cheng Liuxing's attention was drawn to something strange. She stared at the red horns on Luanpo's head and suddenly, as if something in her DNA had been touched, she jumped up and started touching them with her round hands.

"This is a protective ninja tool, a head guard."

He introduced the situation with an air of importance.

"Oh, so it's not a real horn. That's alright then."

Orange Star immediately lost interest.

Due to the continuous shifts in her attention and the topic of conversation, she seemed to have forgotten to ask Qiongzai for the War Treasure Holy Sword.

"Let's go! Let's go!"

With a nimble leap, Cheng Liuxing landed steadily on Luanpo's broad left shoulder, noticing that Luanpo seemed to be exerting no effort at all.

Is my current weight the same as my normal weight?

Forget it, forget it.

There are free mounts available, so why not take one?

"Pineapple Ninja, where are the rest of the Fruit Ninjas?"

"They're all at Origami University."

"The Origami Ninja Village, huh... I understand."

Luanpo nodded, looked at Pineapple Sky Snow climbing onto his left shoulder, blinked, and then looked at Orange Star on his right shoulder.

A clear-headed mind instantly found a reason to convince itself.

"Are you two having trouble moving around? In that case, let me escort you on your way... Hold on tight!"

Before the words were even finished, Luanpo leaped off the edge of the high-rise like an arrow, leaving a trail of vibrant graffiti behind him as he flew towards Origami University.

Like Pikachu to a super rookie, Pineapple Snow stood on the shoulders of the chaotic mess, the rapidly receding scenery on both sides showing him just how terrifying his mount's speed of movement was.

"What terrifying physical abilities."

Feeling the pressure of the surging, violent wind, Qiong's expression showed a slight surprise.

Luanpo's physical attributes are probably even more exaggerated than those of Xingnu Jing.

Qiong tentatively stepped on the disheveled, fair shoulder.

The shoulders that look soft and supple are only as soft on the outermost layer as they appear. Once they are slightly concave and reach the muscle, they become as hard as alloy.

……

Origami University.

At the time when the sun is in the sky, the campus is extremely vast, equivalent to the total area of ​​several large cities.

The main road of the campus was decorated with lanterns and colorful banners, and stalls lined both sides of the road, where various clubs and organizations held various activities.

The annual school anniversary celebration.

"Seriously, this is so slow, so slow! Did those two guys fall into the trash can?"

March 7th stomped her feet, her pink and blue eyes fixed on her phone screen, her slender fingers rapidly tapping the chat box, her fairytale-style ankle boots clattering on the ground.

After receiving the news that Xingqiong had entered his dreams and was on his way to the university, March 7th immediately gathered his friends who were enjoying university life and playing around during the university anniversary celebration.

Bai hope, Little Duck, Hazardous Rabbit, March 7th, Dan Heng, and Gretchen, who was entrusted to Bai hope's care by Lao Yang.

Since Sora recreated the setting that little Greysh would be stained by the colors of those around her, the most suitable person to have long-term contact with and take care of Greysh is naturally the gentle and lovely little Seele.

Bai Xixin accepted the task with great joy. She had previously been an older sister to younger children in an orphanage, and she really enjoyed that feeling.

It gives me a sense of accomplishment.

Besides, little Gretchen is so ethereal and adorable, Bai hope really likes this little sister.

Yes, Qiong has unlocked a new achievement.

Seele and Seele are each other's younger sisters~

Unsurprisingly, at Origami University, the most popular characters are also Seele and Gretchen.

Bai hope is soft, cute, and pure, making her lovable; Gretchen is an ethereal and natural little painter. When the two of them are together, it's a double dose of charm.

It evoked maternal instincts in countless female college students; Gretchen had been kissed on the cheek by countless older women.

"Those two idiots, did they get lured away by a treasure chest on the roadside again?"

On March 7th, the character switched to dead fish eyes.

"I think it's possible."

The Haunted Rabbit chewed on bubble gum, occasionally blowing a pink bubble.

No, or rather, very likely!

Those two already have a long criminal record.

You arrange to meet someone at a certain place, but on your way to the meeting place, you are lured away by a treasure chest.

"Didn't Brother Qiong say he had something important to tell everyone?"

Bai hope held little Gretchen's hand, gently wiped the cream residue from the blue-haired girl's lips, and fed her a banana pie that she had made herself at the dessert stall.

"Danheng, what's wrong? You seem a little distracted..."

As always, the cold-faced little green dragon had a poker face, but the little duck, who had completely integrated into the train crew, still keenly noticed that the only reliable person in the team was acting strangely.

"It's nothing, it's just..."

Danheng's gaze swept over the monkey dolls on the stalls, the bizarre banana hats on the heads of passersby, the monkey pendants hanging from backpacks, the banana monkey balloons floating in the air, and even the giant banana monkey statue that the dream architect was building in the distance...

He spoke in a low voice: "Don't you guys think that the elements of monkeys and bananas... are too concentrated?"

"Hmph~ You just don't understand, Danheng."

With a smug smile, March 7th put one hand on her hip and playfully raised one index finger.

"The hottest thing right now is the Sleeping Banana Monkey, even more popular than the Clockwork Boy! The internet is full of its memes and exclusive banana phrases. Have you heard the catchy song 'Sleeping Banana Song'? 'Banana banana banana~' is so addictive."

On March 7th, she enthusiastically introduced her sleeping banana monkey to her friends, demonstrating that she is already a mature and current-minded female college student.

"abstract."

Miss Haitu gave her evaluation.

But that's how the internet works; the more abstract something is, the easier it is to spread.

She thought it was okay, but Seele didn't like abstract art and didn't get the appeal of the sleeping banana monkey.

Bai hope listened to her older siblings slurring "banana banana~" from not far away, and a look of confusion appeared in her eyes.

Is that the special banana language that Sister March mentioned?

I can't understand a word!

"Wow!"

March 7th's gaze was suddenly drawn, and she let out a joyful exclamation.

"Look! There's a super cool girl over there, and those two pineapple and orange plush toys on her shoulders are so cute!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound.

A girl with flowing pink hair and a brightly colored ninja scarf was seen walking briskly towards them, carrying a round pineapple and a round orange on her shoulders.

"They are definitely cuter than monkeys."


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