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[Introduction: The Greater Grail from the Type-Moon universe, a miraculous relic originating from the legend of Christ, an omnipotent wish-granting machine.]
It is one of the magicians' attempts to reach the root.
Currently, it's an empty shell, devoid of magic. The core and extraction system are inactive. You might use it for drinking.
"Holy crap, an all-powerful anal-bursting machine!?"
Kiana once again swore, completely lacking any semblance of a pretty girl.
She never expected to win this item.
"The empty shell state is..."
Kiana clicked on the detailed description below and stared, nodding her little head thoughtfully.
An empty shell is a state that has neither foundation nor energy.
If we compare the Holy Grail to a new energy electric vehicle, it has neither a place to charge it nor any power in its own battery, so it simply cannot start.
"What? That's just like a broken cup! You got all excited for nothing."
The white-haired girl cut out cute dead fish eyes, her complaining expression tinged with a hint of disdain.
"Completely useless."
Even if a way could be found to fill the Holy Grail with energy, the Holy Grail alone would not be able to function.
However, at that moment...
Kiana noticed that the description of the Holy Grail had changed, with an additional section added.
[With the generous sponsorship and assistance of the kindest, most warm-hearted, and most helpful star god in the entire universe, the Holy Grail has been successfully integrated into this world's destiny system...]
When the Holy Grail is full, a massive Holy Grail War will ensue, and the victor will have the opportunity to have any wish granted.
[Sponsor's note: Hey! My dear friend, I found out you won a fun little toy! Too bad it's out of power, right? Looks like a poor little thing that hasn't eaten enough.]
This won't do!
Ahha can't stand seeing his friends disappointed!
Ding ding dong, energy is being charged!
Once it's fully charged, let's play games together!
"..."
Kiana stared at the wicked and playful message and fell into a long silence.
"This guy... he's a real dog!"
The smell of fun is what draws you in.
but……
"The Holy Grail War, huh? It seems pretty interesting."
"Once we resolve the meme virus issue... it might be worth a try?"
Kiana's eyes glanced at the postscript.
Is this guy planning to get involved himself?
As she pondered, Kiana's small hand touched the next gray shooting star.
The gray, misty particles dispersed, revealing an empty interior. This meant that the entity that had been drawn was a sentient being that had already escaped.
The moment the item information appeared, Kiana's expression suddenly became quite interesting.
[Life: Meme Virus - Delilah]
Rating: ★★★★★
[Introduction: The TeRiTeRi virus is an abnormal phenomenon caused by Theresa in a parallel world bubble being infected by an unknown force. The virus has successfully destroyed multiple world bubbles and collapsed parallel Earths.]
It exhibits characteristics of infectious disease spread, with infection triggered by contact or specific scenarios.
Those infected will irreversibly transform into the Te-Ri-Te-Ri-Ri form, with their behavior pattern becoming fixed as constantly repeating "Te~Ri~Te~Ri~", and they will lose most of their self-awareness and higher cognitive functions.
It has extremely strong secondary transmission capabilities.
Holy crap!
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"TeRiTeRi virus? TeRiTeRi virus!?"
"Isn't this something from a fan-made video?"
Kiana remembered that the video was called something like "Project Rim: Going Stupid," a fan-made Honkai Impact 3rd video from a long time ago.
"Holy crap, does such a timeline actually exist?"
She couldn't care less about playing the foolish paramecium anymore; she leaned back strategically and gasped for breath.
What happened to the destined lucky one?
Why are these kinds of weird and wonderful monsters showing up?
Kiana panicked a little, then felt a strange sense of relief.
At a different time, this thing might actually cause Pinocchio a lot of trouble.
It's also a tricky situation now.
Fortunately, Pinocone still has the banana monkey meme virus.
Memeviruses are incompatible with each other, and conflicts and overwriting are inevitable results.
Having already destroyed several world bubbles and parallel worlds, the value of the Delicious virus is self-evident; it is likely no less than the meme virus created by the original doctor.
"Should I still let Amei continue breeding the Chicken You're Too Beautiful meme virus?"
Kiana scratched her white hair in distress, looking somewhat hesitant.
"Never mind, let's see how things go first."
As for Ruan Mei, she mainly provided design plans based on Qiong's requirements. The real core production still had to rely on Qiong himself using the power of Yu Du Chen and Ji Zang Yu Hun.
Otherwise, even a genius like Ruan Mei could not have created a super meme virus of the same level as the original doctor in such a short period of time.
However, based on Ruan Mei's current analysis of the Sleeping Banana Monkey Virus, it does not seem to be the same ape virus that wiped out several civilizations. It may have a similar effect, but its transmissibility and contamination are far less than those viruses that destroyed several planets.
She now only hopes that the virus from the sleeping banana monkey will be stronger and not lose to the Delisha virus too quickly.
"Good luck, get spinning!"
Kiana's thoughts touched the mist, and the hazy gray fog dissipated, revealing the cool and stylish rainbow-colored mecha encased within.
"This is……"
Kiana looked astonished.
[Item: Fruit Warrior God (including the Seven Fruit Swords)]
Rating: ★★★★☆
[Introduction: The Super Water Ghost Mech is formed by the fusion of the seven Fruit Warriors' mechs. It is known as one of the three great fusion mechs in the Fruit World, along with Fruit Origin Celestial and Demon Overlord Celestial. Its strength is slightly stronger than Demon Overlord Celestial but weaker than Fruit Origin Celestial.]
Upgrades can be performed after meeting certain conditions.
Although it's only a four-and-a-half-star mech, not quite a super-class weapon, and not even a top-tier weapon on the Star Iron Grand Stage, but...
Qiong was playing a game cosplaying as Fruit Warriors when she drew the key item, the Fruit Warrior Mech.
This is like someone giving you a pillow when you're about to fall asleep, giving Nobita Doraemon, and giving his human form a transformation device.
"Tsk, if I were really Kiana, I probably wouldn't have gotten this lousy meme virus."
The white-haired girl shook her head and sighed.
Getting rid of that virus is absolutely amazing!
"Making a fortune!"
Kiana left the mental space, took out the newly released Honkai: Beyond Fate, and began to familiarize herself with her signature dual pistols.
Ding-ding-ding-ding.
My phone kept beeping with notifications.
Kiana clicked on the message and saw a small group called "Offering Hearts to His Highness," where a group of Grammer Iron Rider girls were speeding along in an interstellar train, excitedly discussing forming a group to "encounter" His Highness.
I've already bought the battle robes with the ultimate love and traditional Chinese medicine, as well as various other items with hidden meanings.
Kiana couldn't help but sigh at the various explicit and suggestive words she read.
The consequences of curing entropy disorder!
"Let's give them a long-awaited combat test later, so they won't vent all their excess energy on 'me' later."
Although it's not that Qiong can't satisfy them, satisfying dozens of battle-hardened Grammer veterans at once is just too time-consuming, taking several days and nights each time.
Thankfully, the Grammer Knights' sisterhood is strong, and no one is showing off in the mental network; they're all playing dead like mummies with their mouths shut for ages.
They were extremely vigilant and kept their mouths shut.
A group of seasoned veterans clearly had no intention of first hooking up with girls and then having them hook up with girls later, not giving the girls a chance to get any freebies.
……
Origami University.
While Kiana was drawing cards, the Fruit Warriors were on the noisy playground.
Cheng Liuxing rested her chin on her hands, with green leaves hanging down from above, casting shadows on her face and giving her a solemn and serious aura.
"or……"
She made a startling statement: "Why don't we just kill the principal?"
Before anyone could react, she shook her head violently, contradicting herself:
"No way! That's the godfather principal who said 'all courses and exams this semester will be canceled, and students can earn credits simply by participating in the school anniversary celebration'! We have to pay more!"
"Even if you pay more, you can't do something so heartless."
Xingru suffers from a split personality, simultaneously playing the roles of a miserable student and a righteous agent.
"Orange Star Ninja, your spiritual identity and ninjutsu are truly exquisite."
Xing's abstract actions did not attract much attention from the public.
Yes, everyone's used to it.
But Luan Po's earnest praise immediately attracted the ghostly stares of Shangguan Niya, hope Ruyi, Pineapple Rabbit, and others.
This ninja must be incredibly clever, right?
"What kind of mental clone ninjutsu is this? This is clearly an abstract form of schizophrenia!"
Unable to bear it any longer, the three little fruits jumped up and punched Xing twice, waking him up from his dilemma of whether to kill his father for justice or to uphold righteousness.
"..."
A well-proportioned sugarcane silently gazes at the principal in the ultra-luxurious lecture hall.
It was a monkey dressed in a sharp suit, with a white lab coat over it, a slightly hunched figure, wearing green lab goggles, with round ears and a big face, and a cute smile that revealed a hint of playfulness and kindness.
"It's not a hood."
The treacherous minister Dan Heng frowned and spoke in a low voice.
"The situation is not good."
The principal doesn't look like the monkey meme virus that disturbs sleeping bananas, so why would he give the opening speech in this form?
"Leave your studies and life worries behind, and freely express your personality! Bring the things you love, like this sleeping banana monkey, to every corner of the campus!"
Prim's voice, delivered through a loudspeaker, resounded throughout the venue, brimming with seductive power.
His speech was broadcast simultaneously to every corner of Origami University via ubiquitous screens: classrooms, gardens, activity rooms…