I'm playing Honkai Impact 3

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"Are you the Master?"

Yang Huowang's sharp eyes, like those of a hawk, locked onto the bright red Command Seal mark on the back of Qiong's hand.

This guy was standing on that weird ship just now.

Good evening, let me introduce myself first.

Qiong's smile was very bright:

"I am Sora, the Master of the Lancer Group in this Holy Grail War."

There are five people, three of whom are fun-loving, and each of them wants to play the game.

"Lancer?"

Li Huowang was taken aback. "Where is your heroic spirit?"

He believed it subconsciously, since there was no need for such a lie; the truth would be revealed and the lie would be exposed immediately.

Qiong carefully sensed that there was no special connection between herself and Sakura Kyoko. It seemed that Xin Su's power was not enough to distort abstract relationships.

"He's doing some research in the back. I'll borrow his gun for now and fill in for him in this Holy Grail War. No problem."

Qiong said with a grin.

"...?"

Huozi typed a question mark.

It's one thing for Masters to participate in the battle, but the Holy Grail System instills the world's experiments into the minds of Servants, and Fire Brother knows that the power of the Fate Walkers is no less than that of the Servants.

Forget it, whether you're a Master or a Servant, you're an enemy anyway, just kill you.

"Qiongzai, baby~"

Hajiwili's sickeningly sweet voice, enough to give anyone goosebumps, broke in.

She used the half-dead, still-smoking red dog, which had been electrocuted, as an umbrella to shield herself from the freezing rain.

"Are you sure you want to hurt her? I'm your own sister, wife, older sister, and mother! How can you bear to do it? Waaah~"

"Do you know?"

Yang Huowang took a step back, and the future bewildered Siming was now lost in confusion.

What kind of messed-up relationship is this?

"Shut up, you shameless Daoist! I won't let you get away with this!"

Qiong let out a furious roar and twisted the weather cube.

The dark clouds and frost sprites swirling in the sky suddenly turned their guns around, and the towering iceberg, like a sword of divine punishment hanging upside down, plummeted toward Hagiville.

"The Way of Sitting in Oblivion?"

Yang Huowang has PTSD related to these three words.

Hearing Qiong address Assassin in that way, her body reacted instinctively, putting her distance from her allies.

Isn't this guy an Assassin?

Or was it that the Dao of Sitting in Oblivion deceived his master, the young girl?

Qiong's angry and ferocious expression at this moment was very similar to Li Huowang's after he was deceived and tricked by Zuowangdao in the past. He understood that kind of anger.

"You dared to peek at my browser history and my database of obscene images, and you even dared to loudly proclaim it in public! If I don't kill you today, I'm not worthy of being called a Star Core Spirit!"

That's very serious...

As a modern person, Li Huowang knew all too well how socially damaging it was for his browsing history and XP to be published.

He offered his spiritual support to his Master.

"Damn it! Great Sage, why are you eyeing me?"

Sora, who was manipulating the weather sprite to hunt down Hagiville, sensed that she was being targeted.

With his steel-like body, he broke through the control of the frost and freezing rain. Berserker, the Monkey King, with his bloodshot eyes, swung his golden cudgel, which was wrapped in a dense demonic aura.

"Yaoyang".

The sun elf spewed out a blazing white pillar of fire several meters in diameter, which crashed into the world-destroying golden cudgel.

"Great Sage! Your subordinates beg you, please don't hurt my Qiongzai!"

Hakkivili is still acting, putting on a pretentious act of feeling sorry for him.

"Wow, it's so lively!"

A silvery, excited voice broke into the battle.

Nyarlathotep's ahoge spun rapidly like a bamboo dragonfly as she wielded the holy sword of physics, blocking Berserker's second strike that was about to hit the sky!

"Big brother, look, she's so pretentious and hypocritical!"

Nyarko flew over to Sora's side with a familiar air and said in a high-pitched voice, "Unlike me, and my little Master~ we only feel sorry for our brother."

"Oh dear~ that was a close call, so dangerous!"

"If it weren't for me, my brother's kidneys would have been ruined. Oh well, no need for any thanks."

"However, if you really want to express your gratitude, why not pack yourself up and give yourself to us as a gift? Anna and I will definitely take good care of you~"

His rambling, machine-gun-like speech made Qiong's lips twitch slightly.

broken.

Why do I feel like I've become the center of attention?

"And who are you?"

The chaotic and outrageous scene made Huozi, who wasn't very bright to begin with, become somewhat dull.

"Hehe, since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you, I am the Chaos who always sneaks up to my beloved with a smile on my face, Nyarlathotep~"

Nyarko gracefully lifted her skirt and introduced herself.

"Nyarlathotep... Totip? The Cthulhu God!"

Huo Zige's pupils suddenly contracted. As an Earthling, he had of course heard of the famous Outer God, the Chaos of Fuxing.

How come the Holy Grail War even has guys like this?!

"But shouldn't the Cthulhu mythos be strange creatures covered in tentacles, indescribable, and whose sanity drops to zero just by looking at them?"

Yang Huowang stared at the silver-haired, blue-eyed, and energetic JK girl in front of him with a questioning look.

Under his gaze, Nyaruko's body twisted in an extremely bizarre way for a moment.

Slippery, sucker-covered, dark purple tentacles emerged from strange places and angles.

In an instant, the building below seemed to be assimilated, and several tiny tentacles twisted and broke through the wall in a strange way.

"Ughhhhh!"

"What kind of monster is that?!"

The mad ramblings and screams that echoed in the ears of countless Pinocchio media professionals who had focused their attention on this place and filmed the Holy Grail War gradually became a common sight for most ordinary people.

As a promotional project for Pinocchio, the Holy Grail War will naturally be broadcast live across space once it officially begins, in order to further enhance the fame of Pinocchio and the Primordial Heaven.

In addition, the battlefield where everyone is located is a modified version of the Sleeping Banana Moment created by Sunday and the Family Dream Builder using the Sleeping Banana Monkey meme virus.

After Primon was expelled, the moment of Sleeping Banana remained. After Jingling cleared the meme virus, it was sold to the family by Qiong at a friendly price.

It serves as the perfect stage for this Holy Grail War.

Even if a satellite several times larger than the moon were destroyed, the family's losses wouldn't be too great.

"Hehehe~ Dude, your idea is dangerous~"

Nyarko pressed the wriggling tentacles back under her JK plaid skirt, squinting at Yang Huowang:

Interesting power.

How could she instinctively reveal a hint of the truth?

"I'm just an ordinary, cute girl who was originally sent to work on Earth by her boss, who always dozed off and liked to boss people around. But I was accidentally caught up in the Holy Grail War and then met my true love, an evil goddess girl~"

"It belongs to the planetary protection agency that fights against the evil forces of the universe..."

Nyarko recorded Gulu's long speech, leaving Yang Huowang even more confused and bewildered.

Nyarlathotep?

Fighting against evil?

Planetary protection agency?

What kind of fan-made setting is this?

Are you kidding me?

Just in case, let me confirm.

Qiong took out a rare item he had taken from the Black Tower Space Station from his spatial ring: the Celestial Resonance Disc.

The solemn and orderly harmony, full of the beauty of order, made the surrounding tentacles wither and shrivel like withered flowers and grass.

Who is the true love you unexpectedly encountered?

Sora remembers that Nyaruko fell in love with the male protagonist, Yasaka Mahiro, at first sight because she went to Earth to carry out a mission.

"Wow, that's so direct!"

Nyaruko clasped her hands together between her snow-white legs, twisting her body like a pretzel, her face showing the extreme shyness of a young girl in the throes of first love.

"Since that's the case, let's make it a fait accompli before the Holy Grail War ends~"

"Your Highness will be under the 24/7 protection of Anna and me, from good morning to good night~ Ichikyu, let's be together~"

Nyarko revealed a perverted, horny expression.

"After we get married and have a lovely baby, we can take the little ones to this guy's hometown for a trip! I can tell at a glance that his hometown has amazing scenery, perfect for a family picnic! Hehehe~"

"Anna is fine, but you're out of luck."

Qiong maintained her flawless smile and politely declined.

Even the Persona mask almost couldn't hold on.

He enjoys having fun, and he can occasionally have fun himself, but once this guy sets his sights on him, it's not just about becoming someone's amusement anymore.

Go on a trip to the world of ghosts and monsters.

He was so blinded by the Dao of Sitting in Oblivion that he went there!

"Hey, more wash-offs~?"

Nyarko looked utterly bewildered, her expression revealing the deepest unease of the beautiful girl who had been rejected.

Yang Huowang listened to their conversation and was completely bewildered and confused.

Is this the legendary, indescribable evil god, Nyarlathotep?

How did she become a fangirl?

It's outrageous!

Yang Huowang's blank expression turned wooden when he saw the scene not far away.

Hanabi, Sora Hanabi, Ameng, and Hajivili had somehow gotten together.

Red-Clad Howling Dog was enthusiastically explaining the special features and detailed mechanisms of the Heart Essence to the other entertainers, and generously invited them to come and mess with him.

"Let me tell you, Xin Su is so much fun, hehehe."

Two pairs of half-red, half-white fox masks, a red mahjong tile head, a monocle, and a circus leg ring mask all looked at Yang Huowang and let out a low, eerie laugh.

"grass!"

A sudden, extremely ominous premonition arose in Yang Huowang's mind. His scalp tingled, and without thinking, he rushed over.

Grabbing the hind leg of the Red-Clad Celestial Dog, he swung it around like a hammer, aiming it at Berserker, the Monkey King, who was charging forward again with his golden cudgel.

Fuck you, you scourge!

"Master, you must not believe his words! You cannot believe a single word of the Dao of Sitting in Oblivion!"