Chapter 159 The Devil's Cage
Chapter 159 The Devil's Cage
Huang Quan and Ling Shi gave up walking halfway. They were still some distance away from home and they couldn't walk anymore. They really couldn't walk anymore.
At zero o'clock, he stopped a taxi, then pulled Huang Quan into the car. After revealing the address of the apartment, he died in the taxi.
It's such hot weather, what on earth were they thinking just now? They had to walk for a while to digest the food, and they just wasted Hagiwara Kenji's time. Isn't it nice to just get a ride?
Lingshi couldn't help but sigh when he got into the taxi and enjoyed the air conditioning. Huang Quan rolled his eyes at him. This guy's ability to say different things to different people has risen to the point that he would say this thing is broken in the last second, and then say what's broken about this thing in the next second. This thing is simply amazing.
The disappearance of the walk just now obviously had a significant effect. At this time, Lingshi was already thinking about what else to make tonight besides boiled fish.
Although Huang Quan didn't allow him to cook anything fancy, or to create creative dishes or use his imagination, he could still order takeout!
System: Host, was this the name you mentioned last time? Imagination cooking method, why does it feel different?
Midnight: Almost, almost, they are all the same. The right of interpretation here belongs to me!
System: You just picked it up casually, right?
Lingshi simply ignored it and the system was so angry that it crawled out of Lingshi's clothes and ran to Huangquan and lay on his legs.
Huang Quan reached out to comb the system's hair, feeling the subordinate's panting breath, and couldn't help but laugh and teased:
"How did you bully it again?"
Lingshi looked innocent. How could he bully the system? It was clearly the system that couldn't win the argument, so how could he be said to be bullying the system?!
Huang Quan would never believe it. Although he didn't know what Lingshi had done, every time Tongzi ran to him angrily, it was either to complain or to make a complaint.
Just because of Lingshi's infuriating mouth, people should be careful not to provoke him when he goes out.
The system seemed to agree, and raised its little paw to point at Lingshi, accusing Lingshi of his crimes to Huang Quan. Although Huang Quan didn't understand, he still symbolically patted Lingshi's arm.
"See? Stop bullying us Tongzi all the time. We Tongzi are really wronged."
Zero Hour: Hum and hum, I feel so wronged, system, you wait for it.
System: Slightly.
My way of revenge out of anger was to order fried chicken takeout tonight and then walk it around in front of the system.
The system was directly hooked by the fragrance and followed it, but suddenly it crashed into a railing. When the system came to its senses, it found that it had been locked in a hamster cage at zero o'clock.
system:!?
No, when did this host buy the hamster cage? No, why is it locked up here?!
The system slapped the cage and protested to Lingshi, demanding that it be released. However, Lingshi curled his lips into a wicked smile and took out a fried chicken leg from the fried chicken takeout box.
Zero Hour: "Hey, it smells so good! This fried chicken leg smells so good! Do you want to take a bite?"
The system stared at the fried chicken leg, swallowed its saliva, and then nodded. As a result, it saw a crackling sound as the crispy skin was bitten open. The system seemed to hear the sound of the juice exploding.
System: Ahhhhhhhhhh, dog host, let me out, I want to eat too, I want to complain to Mr. Huang Quan!
Zero o'clock is a cheap response,
"Still complaining? Go ahead, go ahead. You can go, right? This is a barrier I ordered specially for you from the system mall. I even designed it into a cage shape for you. How thoughtful!"
"As long as it's locked, no one inside or outside can communicate with each other, except for the telepathy between us. Only by answering the correct answer can you get out."
System: ? ? No, what are you doing with this thing?
Zero Hour: How precious! I just want to play a trick on you, hehe.
The system tried and found that it had really lost contact with the outside world. It could not use either the system's communication group or the network of this world, and it could not be discovered by the outside world.
Let’s not talk about why this is in the system mall, and first of all, what is the purpose of this at midnight?
The system looked at Lingshi with a helpless look on its face, and saw that Lingshi looked very happy. He ate the chicken leg in front of the system at a snail's pace, and explained to it the origin of the cage.
Reiji: "Well, of course there's no such thing in the system mall, but I bought the one I came back to and asked Sousuke to modify it, and it turned out like this."
System: What is the process, host!!!
Zero hour: The process is not important, what is important is the result!
System: Process is important!!!
The system was drooling over Zero Hour, but at the same time, it was inevitably a little panicked because it was the first time it was locked up in such a place.
But when he saw Lingshi almost finishing the chicken leg and still gnawing on the bones with relish, the system felt relieved for some reason.
This unlucky host was just teasing it and had to take out this thing. It almost thought that the host was going to attack it.
But think about it, the host is so lazy and has no ambition, how could he possibly think of taking action against their system headquarters.
The system looked at Lingshi angrily after he finished eating the chicken leg, then stomped its feet and asked Lingshi to open the door. It didn't like it here, it wanted to eat fried chicken too!
Lingshi seemed to have had enough fun, and finally threw the chicken bones that he had gnawed clean aside, approached the cage, entered the answer password and opened the cage.
The system rushed over and hugged Lingshi's face. Lingshi stood there in a daze, and the warm touch on his face was furry. Is this the legendary feeling of burying one's stomach?
Those who keep cats and dogs have said that the belly is particularly delicate and easy to bury, but the system is a weasel, it is long and thin, and at most it can only be used as a blindfold for a short time. (He actually did this)
It was the first time I had this feeling. The place where the fur touched was furry, but in the half-length mirror looking from under the claws, it looked like I was holding an alien on my face. I was afraid it was furry.
From another perspective, the system is similar to an alien. Zero Hour simply took off the weasel mask and complained bluntly:
"If I hadn't bathed you yesterday and knew you had no excretion function, I would have hit you against the wall and I wouldn't be able to get you off."
System: Hum
After enough of the fight and settling the grudges, Lingshi returned to the living room with the takeaway and the system. Huang Quan had already laid out the dishes and rice, and saw the outside in Lingshi's hand.
Huang Quan was suddenly helpless. This guy always found a way to solve the problems he gave him. Look, he opened the takeaway bag and took out not only fried chicken, but also barbecue and seafood.
Huang Quan: "Really? Can we finish all this?"
Lingshi put his hands on his hips and said proudly:
"It's okay, I'll put the leftovers in Conan's lunch box tomorrow!"
What he said was so righteous that Huang Quan couldn't help but hold his forehead. At this time, the sound of a door opening was heard from the entrance.
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