man, don't tease me

Chapter 1 Wedges

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On January 2014, 1, Zuo Yanyi stared at the computer.

The novel he has been chasing for nearly three years has finally updated ten chapters this morning, published a total of more than 5 words, and it has come to an end. Zuo Yanyi was so happy to see the update that he almost flew to God, but now he is not happy at all...

Watching the reunion plot at the end of the article, Zuo Yanyi silently hit the wall┳G┻F┳W┫☆(ノ﹏

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This long comment counts down the many doubts in the article and the evidence that the male protagonist originally loved the female protagonist, and pointed out that such a sudden change of sexual orientation is very abnormal. I implore the author to modify the ending and write at the end: The author greatly Have you gone out of your way! Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

Then... he received two comments from the author in reply, which are as follows.

——Hey, isn’t sexual orientation or something predestined by nature︿(￣︶￣)︿The male protagonist actually loves the male second

——As for making troubles, I’m sorry, I already have a boyfriend~ Also, you guessed it, I’m just going to have sex ︿(￣︶￣)︿

I loved your brother-in-law! ! !

You are destined to be your brother-in-law! ! !

If you are in love, don't get engaged to the heroine! ! !

You are born to not be ambiguous with the heroine! ! !

It's not normal to be in love! ! !

As for the boyfriend or something...

Damn the author, I remember seeing you at the signing party, aren't you still a man!

……

Wait, I seem to know something amazing.

Zuo Yanyi looked at the computer screen with blood on his face, feeling that he had received a knowing blow from the author and was directly KO...

But even if he grabs the ground with his head, the result is already doomed, so he can only sigh and go out to eat.