man, don't tease me

Chapter 32

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After Shiwu also walked out and helped Zuo Yanyi close the door, Zuo Yanyi took a deep breath and stuffed the elixir into his mouth.

This elixir tastes much better than the previous ones, and it has an indescribable fragrance. Zuo Yanyi said that he likes this taste very much - this is the beauty of contrast.But no matter how much you like it, no one will give it to Zuo Yanyi as jelly beans.

He felt it after eating, but he didn't feel that the aura was running into his body, but he felt a little warm all over his body, and then it became hotter and hotter.

Fortunately, Zuo Yanyi is now taking a bath in hot water, so even if he is sweating, he won't look embarrassed.

Zuo Yanyi panted for a while, and couldn't help but put his hands against the cold stone wall. At first he was afraid of catching a cold, but in the end it was so hot that he couldn't bear it. The whole body is attached, it's just completely useless.

After all, he is still an earthling. He has lived so long, and he is doing things with the thinking of earthlings. Now when encountering such a situation, his first reaction is to find something to cool himself down. It's not about meditating and practicing to help oneself cool down.

But in the end, he has lived here for a while, and he couldn't remember it at first reaction, but after a while, he finally remembered it, and immediately, Zuo Yanyi closed his eyes and sank up and down in the water.

After a while, above the bath, the visible mist formed a small vortex, and began to slowly gather towards Zuo Yanyi. Zuo Yanyi was ignorant of all this and completely unable to witness this great moment. Immersed in my own world.

After a stick of incense passed, Zuo Yanyi's tense body twitched suddenly, and then slowly relaxed...

He slowly opened his eyes.

At this moment, Zuo Yanyi felt that his whole body was full of power, and he felt that he had nowhere to vent. He slapped the water surface with both hands, and the water splashed around him immediately jumped up. The power was like a thunderbolt. in the water.

Zuo Yanyi is a monk with dual attributes of wind and wood. At this time, he successfully advanced to Foundation Establishment, and immediately found that he could feel the slow flow of wind around him. He was a little shocked, because this room is obviously closed, and there is no possibility of wind... …

He understood that it was because of the foundation establishment, so he was a little excited, and even the sound of the water blowing the leaves outside became a lot more friendly.

After feeling the difference around him for a while, Zuo Yanyi calmed down and stood up in the water.

He wiped his body clean, put on the bathrobe prepared by the maid, opened the door and went out.

Xu Hufa and Shiwu were standing outside the door talking.

Seeing Zuo Yanyi coming out, Xu Hufa showed a smile: "Congratulations, young master, for advancing to Foundation Establishment."

Zuo Yanyi responded with a flat expression, and successfully created a calm image that neither delights in things nor saddens himself.

Although he has always wanted to break through, but now he suddenly relies on medicine to break through, Zuo Yanyi is not as happy as he imagined.

He looked at Xu Hufa and Shiwu who were happier than he looked in front of him, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Obviously my ability is not outstanding... Think about the hero who obtained the spiritual root at the same time as me, and has already established the foundation by now...

With a heartbeat, Zuo Yanyi suddenly couldn't help recalling the talisman book that he had already learned to memorize in his mind.

He stretched out his hand and drew a strange symbol in the air—where Zuo Yanyi's finger passed, a line of pale green light appeared.

Fifteen stood up straight.

Xu Hufa stared at Zuo Yanyi.

After the symbol was drawn, it bounced in the air twice before slowly dissipating as if it was alive.

Zuo Yanyi opened his mouth and looked at his fingers.

The word he wrote in the air is a jump...

On the first page of the talisman book, it is written that what the person who practices this book writes, what will appear...

Originally, I just wanted to give it a try, but who knew it would actually work?And it's a once in a while...

The drawn talisman was not very effective, it just disappeared after bouncing twice in the air, it did not pose any threat at all, nor was it a gain BUFF applied to Zuo Yanyi, it was useless, but it was enough to make a young The Lord is excited.

During this period of time, Zuo Yanyi was really aggrieved.

There is no moment when I am happier than knowing that I have become stronger.

……

Sword Spirit Palace has been flying around these days.

The young master said that it was because of his irregular handwriting that this anticlimactic situation occurred.He wants to practice calligraphy.

The young master said that for something as high-end and elegant as a talisman, of course it must use high-quality cinnabar and write it on a high-quality talisman paper in order to exert its due power.

He wants to buy talisman paper cinnabar and dog blood—something strange seems to have mixed in.

The young master said...

The young master has talked a lot these days, and he understands it with reason and emotion, if you still disagree or have doubts, he will look at you with those wet eyes and see you ashamed, As if he had done something heinous, everyone in the Sword Spirit Palace was forced to convulse with him.

One hot afternoon, Shiwu stood in Zuo Yanyi's room, spread out a piece of talisman paper that Yingwu had cut, and placed it in front of a certain young master.

Zuo Yanyi wore a thin white shirt and a jade crown on his head. He looked like a handsome young man facing the wind. Not far from him was a stupid white-haired rabbit. At this time, the stupid rabbit was squatting on Zuo Yanyi's desk, glowing red. His eyes looked around and his nose sniffed.

Zuo Yanyi didn't have time to talk to a certain idiot, he was standing in front of the desk with a Langhao pen in his right hand, his eyes were far-reaching, and he pretended to be very aggressive.

Looking at the talisman paper in front of him, he slowly took a breath, and then pulled his wide sleeve with one hand, then held his breath, and wrote a word crookedly on the talisman paper: water.

The moment he finished writing, a small column of water spewed out from the talisman paper, heading towards the center of Zuo Yanyi's eyebrows.

Almost at the same time that the water was sprayed out, the talisman paper was also burned out.

Zuo Yanyi: "..."

Fifteen praised: "There is progress."

Zuo Yanyi chuckled, then stood up with a serious face, and continued his way of pretending to be aggressive.

The talisman book he had learned was a little different from other talisman books. After the words were written on the paper, the written words would take effect instantly, emitting the same power as a talisman master.

The higher the level, the greater the power, the more characters can be written on the talisman paper, and the stronger the ability to interpret the talisman paper.

Of course, if there is no talisman paper, like the first time, you can also draw in the air, but the power will be much smaller.

This means that in future fights, what others take out is a sword or a magic weapon, and what Zuo Yanyi takes out is a writing brush...

Others make moves, the moves are gorgeous and handsome, Zuo Yanyi makes moves...you need to write on the ground with your buttocks up...

If you think about it, there's a big gap, okay?

But even if the gap is big, Zuo Yanyi is unlikely to strike, he is hoping to use this to catch other monks by surprise.

Think about it, there is no talisman at all in the original book, all these opportunities were picked up by Zuo Yanyi...'s cheap father, and left to Zuo Yanyi, this performance is the rhythm of becoming a god.

Although I don't know what this talisman has to do with comprehension, why the talisman has been cultivated, and the level of comprehension has also increased, but thinking about it, I feel a little bit emotional...

Besides, this also gave Zuo Yanyi a lot of convenience, he could disguise himself as a monk following the orthodox path, so as not to expose himself prematurely and show his hole cards.

One day, Zuo Yanyi was idle and bored, hugged his stupid rabbit and began to inspect the property, watching and watching, Zuo Yanyi was frightened.His face was pale, and he ran to Protector Xu's room: "Protect Xu! Our family is almost out of money! The money is gone!"

Guardian Xu: "..."

Xu Hufa took out a list, which listed many evidences of Zuo Yanyi's extravagance, and then...

Xu Hufa said sadly: "Young master, I have never told you about this matter, since you found out, then I... Hey, if this continues, the Sword Spirit Palace will probably collapse in a short time! "

Zuo Yanyi: "!!!"Σ(°△°|||)︴

Zuo Yanyi said: "Is there a way to remedy it?"

Xu Hufa said: "I'll think of a way again, young master, you must remember not to waste any more..."

Zuo Yanyi's face was full of pain: "Okay..."

Just after Zuo Yanyi went out, Hufa Xu stood there for a while, his old face blushed, and he pulled Hufa Qi out of his bed: "I have already told the young master what we have discussed..."

Qi Hufa nodded: "Good job. The young master finally doesn't have to go shopping around..."

Xu Hufa said: "... But is it okay to lie to the young master like this? Our Sword Spirit Palace... obviously still has a lot of stock..."

Qi Hufa frowned and sighed: "There is no way to do this. Look at the young master's expenses these few days... Besides, you don't want to wait for us to return to the west, so that the young master is still so lavish, right? He doesn't know how to manage accounts. Maybe he will suffer in the future. We are also doing this for his own good."

"All right……"

Zuo Yanyi didn't know at all that this was just a white lie, he took it as the fact that he had really defeated the Sword Spirit Palace...

Lying on the bed at night, Zuo Yanyi tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. He opened his eyes and looked around in the dark night. He had a lot of thoughts in his head, but he couldn't find any clue for a while...

Zuo Yanyi has never started a business by himself, all he can do is tell Guardian Xu some of his ideas.

What better way to make money...

In this matter, Zuo Yanyi's golden finger is that he is a 21st century earthling, and he has seen a lot of novelties, but even if it is applied, he needs to be cautious.

Not everything is suitable for this era.

After thinking for most of the night, Zuo Yanyi finally thought of a few good ideas, he immediately got up and knocked on the door, afraid that he would forget.

Sleepy-eyed Xu Hufa got up and opened the door, his body blocked the door, and he yawned: "What's wrong, young master?"

Zuo Yanyi blinked, and took a few glances into Guardian Xu's room: "I'm cold."

Guardian Xu: "?"

Zuo Yanyi said: "Aren't you going to let me in?"

Xu Hufa was taken aback for a moment, and stammered: "You...do you have something to do?"

Zuo Yanyi looked at Xu Hufa with some doubts, and said: "During the day, I found that the Sword Spirit Palace is not as rich as I thought, so I thought of a few methods... I came to you to ask if it would work."

Xu Hufa hesitated and said: "Then...then let's go to the study and talk, wait for me to change clothes."

"No, no, no, I'm now..."

"Let's go to the study."

The two persisted in this conversation for a while, and in the end, Zuo Yanyi couldn't hold back Xu Hufa, so he had to go to the study.

Well-dressed Xu Hufa followed Zuo Yanyi, and the two had a serious conversation about the future of the Sword Spirit Palace.

Afterwards, Zuo Yanyi, who had won a great victory, yawned and went to bed, leaving the excited Xu Hufa in the study, unable to sleep.

Feeling that he had contributed to the Sword Spirit Palace, Zuo Yanyi became elated, slept very peacefully, and went to Wuwu to ask for credit the next day.Afterwards, his cultivation has been stable, there is no need to go out to practice, so he stayed in the Sword Spirit Palace, for his own proposals, and for the growth of his cultivation, Zuo Yanyi became very busy, temporarily No time to think about anything else.

Another year passed, Zuo Yanyi was in a good mood looking out the window at the sparrows stationed under the beams of his house.

Time passed quickly. During this period of time, he was busy making talismans, occasionally taking care of his own Sword Spirit Palace, or telling Guardian Xu some "high-tech" ways to make money. He didn't even look at the time carefully. Now When I looked back, I realized that it was another year.

Zuo Yanyi lay on the table, snapped his fingers, and said in his heart, many years have passed since he crossed over...

When I came here, I still wanted to hug the hero's thigh, but who knew what happened later.And now, he has risen up. Speaking of which, he has to thank the hero.

Otherwise, the current self may not know how to work hard, and is still thinking about hugging his thighs.

Zuo Yanyi thought casually, flipped through the bills of the Sword Spirit Palace, and showed a satisfied smile. He stretched his waist, feeling that life has become more and more comfortable.

He is comfortable, but others are not so comfortable.

The first to bear the brunt are several major sects of comprehension.

Back then when the Sword Spirit Palace announced that they possessed a elixir that could reshape ordinary people's spiritual roots, those factions didn't take it seriously.

Because even so, the Sword Spirit Palace attracts only ordinary people.Wouldn't those good kids with pure spiritual roots run to their big factions?After all, the supply of pills and so on has always been good, Sword Spirit Palace?Who knows what it will be like after entering.

But unknowingly, among the monks, the voice of Sword Spirit Palace became louder and louder...

——The industry under him is getting bigger and bigger, and the span is getting wider and wider, and the ideas are fantastic, which makes people applaud.

As a result, the Sword Spirit Palace has attracted a large number of guests, has abundant funds, and has attracted more and more monks to join.Even outside, the Sword Spirit Palace still seems to be an evil faction, but the market has never heard of what happened to the Sword Spirit Palace. Slowly, it has been kept quiet from everyone, and now everyone knows it.

Of course, when those industries first appeared, other monks never thought that they would be from the Sword Spirit Palace...

It was only later that interested people discovered after checking that those new gadgets were all made by the Sword Spirit Palace!

For example, a food restaurant that is weird, but tastes good and nourishes the body; it claims to be able to improve people's cultivation base, and it is separated horizontally, so that privacy will not be exposed-you can't see others, and neither can others. Myself——finally, there is a bathhouse with free massage services, several stunning furnaces, and a brothel where you can bid for it once you enjoy it...

...What kind of mess is this!

But I have to say, it's really quite profitable...

The author has something to say: This is a full chapter!If you don't believe me, look at the word count! 【Huh

Thank you Xiaomi, Yunzui, and Ziji for the overlord tickets. The happiness overwhelms me o(*////▽////*)q

I was taken care of again [Huh]