My Mr. Monster

Chapter 138 Drunk

After finally reaching home carrying the drunk Lu Xuan, as soon as he put him down, it was as if something had been triggered.

Under Wu Yang's shocked gaze, he staggered into the bathroom quickly, hugged the toilet and started vomiting violently.

Wu Yang walked over and saw Lu Xuan's miserable state. Fortunately, Lu Xuan had held back and didn't spit directly on his head...

Wu Yang immediately went over to support Lu Xuan out of concern to prevent him from falling headfirst into the pot. He must have vomited out everything he had eaten all night.

After vomiting, Wu Yang quickly went to get Lu Xuan a glass of water for him to rinse his mouth. He dressed up as a decent person and went out, but he was back to his original form because of a glass of wine.

"Are you still feeling uncomfortable?" Wu Yang asked when he saw Lu Xuan spit out the mouthwash.

"I feel dizzy and uncomfortable." Lu Xuan frowned and subconsciously fell into Wu Yang's arms.

"Who made you compete? These wines are just for warming my body, and you are different from me." Wu Yang felt very distressed when he saw Lu Xuan with red eyes.

"I just got carried away..." Lu Xuan wanted to explain, but he felt dizzy.

"Okay, okay, I've lost everything today. I lost my wife and my army." Wu Yang sighed.

"I'll take you to bed." Wu Yang said as he was about to pick up Lu Xuan.

"Shower." Lu Xuan forced himself to hold on to his last bit of consciousness. "It's so dirty and smelly. Take a shower..."

"I'm washing you, you're such a fool." Wu Yang picked the person up and laid him on the sofa.

Looking at the mess, he needed to clean it up first, otherwise the smell would be too overpowering.

By the way, I'll fill the bathtub with water and take Lu Xuan for a bath later.

Wu Yang transformed herself into a good wife and started cleaning up. She had to clean up the footprints left by Lu Xuan without taking off his shoes, and the vomit in the toilet or the vomit that splashed outside.

To be honest, he felt more sorry for the fool Lu Xuan. He wanted to show off but ended up looking like this. It was so funny.

After everything was tidied up, Lu Xuan fell on the sofa and fell asleep.

He patted Lu Xuan's face and said, "Baby, it's time to take a bath."

Lu Xuan didn't respond.

Wu Yang: ...

Wu Yang picked him up from the sofa without hesitation. At this moment, Lu Xuan was unnaturally docile, which made Wu Yang inexplicably feel a little evil.

Finally, looking at Lu Xuan, whose face was red from drinking, he still couldn't bring himself to do it. He still couldn't take advantage of someone in distress.

After stripping Lu Xuan naked, Wu Yang threw him into the bathtub, then quickly stripped himself and squeezed in. He really enjoyed soaking in the bathtub.

It was extremely comfortable inside, especially holding Lu Xuan, which was a real satisfaction both physically and mentally.

Lu Xuan still didn't wake up, just leaning on him in a daze, until Wu Yang splashed water on Lu Xuan's face. He suddenly woke up, straightened his feet and kicked the bathtub, and his body fell backwards.

Wu Yang was hit by this sudden reaction, and immediately felt pain in his nose and below.

"Damn it, Lu Xuan, do you want to destroy me?" Wu Yang pinched Lu Xuan's chin, "You want to do this to me?"

Lu Xuan turned around and finally realized where he was. Looking at Wu Yang's angry expression, he said belatedly, "I..."

"Okay, okay, don't look so aggrieved." Wu Yang moved his body. I was quite energetic just now, but after your sudden bump, I can't stand up anymore.

Lu Xuan wanted to say something, he looked at Wu Yang's red nose, then looked down.

"I'm sorry..." Lu Xuan said.

"Why do you look like this after drinking? Oh, why are you crying?" Wu Yang was scared. Lu Xuan's eyes turned red and the little pearls started to fall out like crazy.

"It's my fault." Lu Xuan wiped his tears.

"It's not your fault." Wu Yang quickly explained, "I had bad intentions, how can it be your fault? Don't cry, I can't stand this."

Lu Xuan seemed not to hear and continued to cry.

This made Wu Yang really confused and helpless. No matter how he tried to comfort him, it didn't work because Lu Xuan didn't listen at all and just kept dropping pearls.

Wu Yang was exhausted from taking this bath and almost drowned himself in the bathtub. He almost thought that the water in the bathtub were all Lu Xuanluo's little pearls.

He pulled up the underwear of the dizzy and crying Lu Xuan and picked him up, "I really admire you. If you drink again next time, I will beat you up."

Lu Xuan sobbed on Wu Yang's shoulder, his eyes red from crying.

After putting Lu Xuan on the bed, Wu Yang didn't want to do anything else. He turned off the lights and lay down next to Lu Xuan.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Lu Xuan stop crying, but he felt distressed when he saw the red and swollen eyes, and he reached out to wipe away the tears.

"You really...what should I do?"

Lu Xuan narrowed his eyes. He felt the warmth from Wu Yang's fingertips, and the roughness made him feel itchy.

He didn't know if he was crazy. He couldn't help crying when he thought of sad things. Alcohol made him throw his rationality out of the window.

It took him a while to come to his senses after crying. In the dark room, he looked at Wu Yang and still looked at him.

He lowered his head, feeling embarrassed and ashamed. Wu Yang had seen all his embarrassing looks, and now all his past was gone.

"Am I handsome?" Wu Yang asked.

Lu Xuan nodded.

"Looks like you're a little sober." Wu Yang raised his eyebrows.

Lu Xuan still nodded, then hid his head in the quilt.

"Be careful or I'm going to fart, stick your head out quickly." Wu Yang said sternly.

Lu Xuan reluctantly stretched out his eyes, and those tearful eyes looked particularly touching in Wu Yang's eyes. The words he wanted to scold were stuck in his throat and couldn't come out.

He sighed and said, "If you drink again, I'll beat you up. You're hurting both you and others."

"I was wrong." Lu Xuan said sincerely.

"What's wrong?" Wu Yang asked.

Comrade Lu Xuan was very sensible at this moment. He knew that he was in the wrong first and he didn't dare to make any noise.

“It’s all wrong.”

"Tell it out so I can hear it." Wu Yang said as he pinched Lu Xuan's waist. "I'm convinced by you today."

"I didn't mean it." Lu Xuan said ashamedly.

"Hurry up and tell me, otherwise I won't know what you did wrong." Wu Yang said unhappily.

"I shouldn't drink, I shouldn't act crazy, I shouldn't... get so jumpy..." Lu Xuan's face turned redder the more he thought about it. He looked at Wu Yang and asked, "Are you okay there?"

"Your husband is very good and not that fragile." Wu Yang snorted coldly, then hugged Lu Xuan tightly in his arms.

"Hot..." Lu Xuan frowned slightly.

"Then just bear with it." Wu Yang rolled his eyes at Lu Xuan.

"Swear to me, if you drink again you're a bastard."

"Then you've become a fucked-up thing, right?" Lu Xuan blinked innocently.

Wu Yang was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening and immediately pressed Lu Xuan down in anger. He gritted his teeth and said, "Alright, I'll show you what a bullshit is. I have plenty of time anyway."

Lu Xuan did not resist, but just looked at Wu Yang's angry face lovingly, then reached out and held his face and kissed him.