My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected

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It's probably a story about a super sadistic protagonist who constantly abuses the weak.

However, Ms. Hiratsuka's gaze towards me was unexpectedly gentle. I thought she was definitely going to scold me, saying, "You should be reading to me instead of writing novels!" I was lucky to escape with my life.

"Have you shown it to anyone?"

"No, that..."

As a result, I confessed everything. When she heard that I was looking for someone to read my novel, Hiratsuka-sensei nodded for some reason.

"...Alright, I order you to go to the Service Society."

"Service Society?"

"There's someone there with the same symptoms as you. It's Hachiman from Class 2-F—"

I never imagined that it was the club my partner belonged to.

I heard from Hiratsuka-sensei that it's a place where students can consult with their teachers about their troubles. And Hachiman is also a member; I feel a sense of destiny.

—I absolutely have to go.

He deserves to be the first person to read my novel. Because it was none other than that man who showed me this path.

Upon reflection, perhaps deep down I was hoping for something. Perhaps I wanted to see that guy's face tremble with emotion. Perhaps I wanted him to use honorifics with me from now on.

Alright, let's march! The time has come! That's all!

After school, I immediately went to the office of the Service Society located in the special building.

I think I arrived too early; there's hardly anyone inside. Oh well, I'll just have to wait.

Since it's a club, it's impossible for Hachiman to be the only representative member.

Who knows, maybe even a girl will see my work and accidentally fall in love with me? Ugh, this is a headache. Can't she wait until we're alone before she starts being affectionate with me?

I chuckled to myself as I thought about it.

Just then, the office door suddenly opened. Walking in was indeed my familiar colleague with the deadpan expression.

The next moment, the wind blowing in through the window scattered my manuscript like several white doves flying out of a magician's hat.

"Heh, heh, heh, it's quite a surprise to see you here—I've been waiting for you for a long time, Hachiman Hikigaya!"

Amidst the scattering white paper, I crossed my arms and laughed boldly, displaying the imposing demeanor befitting a swordsman general.

...Come on, Hachiman Hikigaya. Be amazed.

Let me show you the world I create, the horizon of light novels!

Hahahaha! Gula—hahaha baba baba!

—And so, I conquered the world.

After reading my novel, the members of the Service Club were moved to tears, asked for my autograph, and praised me as a genius. After graduation, I stood at the pinnacle of light novel writing, with ten of my works adapted into anime—

"What's that lumber mount?"

Just then, someone called my name from behind, so I stopped writing.

Who comes here? Hikigaya Hachiman. My attendant, my beloved sword, my comrade.

"Don't get in my way, Hachiman. I'm working on my memoirs for my autobiography, which will be published sooner or later."

"Don't write that kind of stuff in the Service Society office."

As he spoke, he picked up my manuscript. After glancing at it briefly, he gave me a look as if he'd seen something dirty. It was a look of wanting to disinfect it.

"...That's quite a fabrication. Was my encounter with you really like that?"

"Anecdotes are always embellished."

"Besides, that short story was clearly criticized by everyone—"

"Don't say it! Saying it again will break a taboo! Absolutely not!"

"You rolled your eyes because you were so shocked—"

"Shut up! The general won't turn back! He won't look back on the past!"

"Then don't write a memoir."

My name is Yoshiteru Tsurugi.

A peerless swordsman general aspires to become a light novel writer.

Looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Finish

Note 10 refers to the manga "Hunter x Hunter," the latest Japanese edition of which was released on October 9, 2018.

11. Equipment from the game "Dragon Quest".

12-Bet is a sport originating from India, similar to Eagle Catches Chicks, where the attacking side must keep shouting "Kabaddi".

Note 13: Gollum is a character from The Lord of the Rings, while Gomora and Zetton are monsters from Ultraman.

In the 14th episode of "Strawberry Marshmallow," Anna Kopra shows a gritted-teeth expression because she is called "Kopra" (which sounds similar to "Kopra").

15 characters from the manga "The Prince of Tennis".

Note 16: "No retreat! No flattery! No turning back!" is a line from the character Sao Shakya in Fist of the North Star.

Note 17 Famous lines from Master Asia in Mobile Fighter G Gundam.

18. The screams of the Red Heart Lord before his death in Fist of the North Star.

Note 19 is adapted from Raoh's famous line "No regrets in this life" in Fist of the North Star.

Both of the 20 notes are female characters from Dragon Quest V.

Note 21 refers to Rei from Fist of the North Star, Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Rei Hino from Sailor Moon, and Amuro Ray from Mobile Suit Gundam, all four of whose names are pronounced the same.

The 22-year-old sumo wrestler announced his retirement, stating that "his physical strength has reached its limit."

The female protagonist of the dating sim "Pure Love Notebook".

Short Story Collection 2 ONPARADE: Hachiman Hikigaya's teachings are even more direct and to the core than I imagined.

Author: Romeo Tanaka / Illustrator: Yoshiyuki Tobe

The exam period is approaching.

Of course it wasn't me, it was Komachi's.

...Okay, my exams are approaching, but I'm only a junior in high school, and it's October already, so it's not time to panic yet. I've been attending tutoring classes, and my grades are doing very well. Perfect. But nobody knows what will happen during the exams. It would be a lie to say I'm not worried at all.

But my future self, my senior year of high school, will definitely find a way to solve this...‼

Therefore, I live a relaxed and comfortable life every day. At least that's how it is now. Future me, please take care of me.

However, Komachi is a third-year junior high school student. The degree of urgency differs among those directly involved.

“…………”

Komachi was staring blankly in the courtyard. Surprisingly, she had a pair of lifeless eyes.

I trembled at the thought.

Isn't having dead fish eyes my trademark? Turns out it's hereditary. Were our ancestors fish? Ah, I see! No wonder my eyes always look swollen like a fish's in group photos! All the mysteries solved!

...This vicious cycle must be broken.

Therefore, I must prevent Komachi from having any offspring. Because Komachi is the only one in our family who might have descendants.

Specifically, whenever a potential boyfriend for Komachi appears, I always put him through a high-pressure interview process, driving him to the point of developing relationship depression. Komachi's doting father will likely provide full support as well.

But what kind of wabi-sabi scenery could she possibly find in our small courtyard? I wondered. Komachi muttered:

"...Ants. Try your best to live your tiny ant lives..."

It seems she finds inner peace by watching tiny ants.

Ah, you've accumulated a lot of pressure; you're just like a test-taker.

My brother often observes humans who are like insects, seeking inner peace. We siblings are so alike.

It's rare for Komachi to radiate such strong negative emotions. As her older brother, I want to do something for her. However, exams are a battle against oneself, and I'm powerless to help. At most, I can only teach her to read, but Komachi is like a leaky bucket. No matter how much knowledge I try to impart, it will keep leaking out. Ugh, she's so cute despite being so clumsy. Oh right, I'll help her with her homework again.

No, no, wait a minute. This seems like it's for her own good, but it doesn't actually help Komachi. It's too overprotective. But what can I do? Komachi is just too cute.

"...Alright, time to go back to my studies!"

Komachi changes her dead fish eyes to mushroom eyes and stands up. She can also make her mouth chestnut-shaped while she's at it. Cute is justice.

However, it was obvious that she was forcing herself.

"I said, would you like me to teach you some ways to study?"

咻‼

Komachi reacted strongly to a casual remark I made.

It's just like the scene in Hirano-sensei's drawing where an abnormal person turns around when they detect their own kind. The expression is almost the same too. I, who's not a vampire, but at most a half-fish, couldn't help but shudder. Hey, hey, hey, you've got the wrong genre... (Note 24)

"Is my brother finally going to pass on the test-taking secrets used at Sasaki's cram school, Tsutanuma High School, to Komachi?!"

"Uh, that's for college entrance exams. You don't need it for high school entrance exams."

"sad……"

Komachi uses her entire body to express disappointment. She's deliberately trying to look cute.

"Komachi is very happy that her brother is willing to teach her, but what brings this news?"

"Oh, because Komachi is a bit... well (A), right? I think if you study the normal way, that's... (B). So if I'm going to teach you, then I'll teach you this (C)."

"...Please answer the questions referred to by A, B, and C respectively. 5 x 3 points."

You actually asked that? Damn it, oh well…

"A is stupid, B can't understand, and even an idiot like C can understand this way of studying."

"Waaaaah! The example sentence sounds like an insult!"

"I didn't mean to put it so harshly..."

This kind of person is very common. They ask others to tell the truth, and then get furious when they hear it.

"...But brother is right. Komachi admits it. Komachi can't concentrate on her studies. Komachi is an idiot!"

"There's no need to go to such lengths..."

She seemed quite exhausted.

"So, what's the method that even that idiot knows?"

"Oh, it's not that impressive. You used to point out the parts you didn't understand individually, right? And I would explain them to you one by one. I think that approach might not be quite right."

"So, what is it? Tell me, brother!"

"Whoa whoa……"

She was so excited, it was a little scary.

"Each subject is taught differently, right? For example, in math, you absolutely cannot turn to the next page until you have thoroughly understood the content of that page. Because at the beginning, you will be taught the basics, and then application problems will be used to test you."

"Yes. But each class covers more and more material, and we're already too busy just to go through the scope once. There's no time to review the basics."

Even so, it's still important to start with a solid foundation. Conversely, for subjects like world history and Chinese literature, it's fine to begin with what you already know. The key to success varies from subject to subject.

"Oh oh oh oh oh."

Komachi is a bit impatient. This has had a negative impact, causing her to not learn the correct way to study.

"Although I'm not in charge of math and science now, I still work quite hard during exams. Today, I'm going to formally teach you how to take math and science exams."

"Ooh ooh ooh..."

Komachi's mushroom eyes shone brightly. They had transcended the mushroom stage; they were now matsutake mushroom eyes.

"Since it's such a great method, can we invite Komachi's classmates to come and listen too?"

"Huh? Why?"

"Right now, everyone in the class is super anxious because of the exam period. That's probably why the tension gets transmitted when we're studying in the classroom, making it impossible to concentrate. So, the exam-taking methods of those who actually got into Soubu High School should be quite worth considering."

"You're not going to ask me to teach them too, are you?"