Otto's daily life

Chapter 1221 Yanai's Diary 18

I swayed left and right, feeling dizzy and disoriented.

He rolled around in the cabin of the spacecraft, his head hitting the joystick and his butt hitting the seat.

If I were an egg, I would be shaken to pieces.

Help, Yue, even now I feel like retching whenever I think of that scene.

……

Kingdom of Light.

Zeta's eyes lit up, "I think Ultra is interesting."

"Shaking it back and forth, Zeta, your brain can be saved." Taiga laughed. In the words of Earth, Zeta's head was a lump of paste. Shaking it back and forth might allow the water and glue to blend more thoroughly, and he would wake up.

"Really?" Zeta became interested.

"Fake." Taiga smiled.

Although I really want to try it, what might come first is Uncle Ace's guillotine and his father's crying and screaming.

It can be said that among his brothers, his father Taro is most afraid of his cousin Seven and the hot-tempered fifth brother Ace. These two will really beat their younger brother to death.

Seven said that his younger brother was his biological brother and he could beat him.

Ace said that Taro was tough and could be beaten.

Plus, his father was a naughty kid since he was young, so... the sound of slapping accompanied his childhood.

……

Dyna World.

"Uh, is this called a spaceship version of bumper car? Or a realistic version?" Liang grinned. Yanai was really miserable, but it was also really funny.

Asuka jumped up excitedly, "Captain, I have better skills than this rookie. I will never be treated like a bumper car."

Xibi smiled coldly: "You crashed directly."

"If it weren't for the good quality of her spacecraft, it would have crashed long ago." Fei Niao expressed dissatisfaction, saying that an ace pilot would be embarrassed to show off his skills if he didn't crash a few planes.

That's his medal.

The logistics department and the maintenance department were removed from the group chat because of their overly aggressive language.

Xibi pushed away Fei Niao who was trying to refute him by getting close to him. "But the fact is, you destroyed at least five fighter planes, while she didn't crash any of them. Even though it was her first time, she landed the spaceship that the pirates used to kidnap the children safely."

He looked at Asuka with his eyes. Mai walked by and made a fatal remark: "You still don't accept that I told you you're a loser? You're asking for trouble."

As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka's eyes glared at him. Nonsense, I got the first kill in my first time driving Dyna! Who said I was a badass?

Mai was stunned, and quickly shrank back behind Xibi, complaining: "Captain, look, he's still glaring at me!"

Xibi looked helplessly at the two funny guys in front of him and the peace in the command room.

……

XX year XX month XX day

When the spaceship finally stabilized, I finally had time to adjust my status. At this time, I found that my spaceship had landed on a not very big planet, and there were spaceships around me that were shot down in a similar situation as mine.

I took a look at the spacecraft as a whole. Although I had never learned this before, I knew that something was wrong with the spacecraft when I saw the red warning signs all over the screen. It was very likely that it could not fly.

I thought about it, stuffed everything I needed into the bracelet, then pulled out a shielding black robe, covered myself with it, and transformed back into my original form.

Originally I was only about 1 meters tall, but when I turned back to my original form, I was meters tall. My original form can also change its size. I can't grow bigger, but I can make it smaller. It can also greatly reduce the damage of energy and prolong the appearance time.

When I became a tall guy of 1.7 meters, I went online wearing a vest.

……

Mitsuyuki

It suddenly dawned on Cerro that this was the meaning of the vest. No one could get it. The adult-sized being in front of him was actually a dwarf. If something happened and the vest was taken off, they would never be able to find him.

"What a good idea." Cero praised.

Then Seven started to mutter again: "This can only fool people in remote areas. Old opponents like the Empire Star People and the Jetton Star People can see your flaws at a glance."

You bunch of Ao Guang can be seen from a long distance, and Yanai is able to take advantage of the fact that there are no evil aliens there (mainly some aliens who are particularly familiar with the Light Clan) to find a loophole and put on a vest.

Ace lowered his voice and said, "But brother, if we were on Earth, this would be a good idea."

Anyway, humans cannot identify our true form, so when faced with some suspicion, we can put on a disguise to investigate.

Leo expressed his praise. God had no idea how frustrated he felt in the team. The enemy was lingering in front of him, but he couldn't do anything. His teammates kept questioning him.

He had been on Earth for several years and his temper had been smoothed over by them.

Be calm and composed.jpg.

Seven glared at them unhappily and said, "You might as well ask Hikaru for mimicry inventions."

Hikaru popped up: "Funding!"

Seven: "Brother!"

Zuo Fei, a bystander, spread his hands in annoyance: "No money."

Why bother spending money? He only has a few kilograms of light particles. You might as well sell it.

Hikari left in disappointment. Want new technology without money? That's a good idea.

……

XX year XX month XX day

There were volleys of lasers fired at my head, and spaceships were falling from time to time. It was very dangerous. I originally wanted to go up and rely on my significant physical fitness to pry the hatch open with my bare hands.

But looking at the power and density of the lasers, I think it would be better for me to just be a wandering chicken.

We can't afford to offend them. We should find a relatively complete spaceship and escape before the war spreads.

Then I discovered a new way to get rich. I couldn’t grab gems, but I could pick up equipment.

Those who fell down did not have a body as excellent as mine. Once the hatch was broken, they died due to lack of living conditions, leaving supplies all over the ground.

This would make it easy for me to pick up things and get rich.

Is this called scavenging? No, this is the happy moment of scavengers.

While they were having a great time playing above, I was having a great time picking up the pieces below.

Laser guns, cosmic currency, various business cards, communicators, book information, small aircraft... Regardless of whether they can be used or not, I collected them and stuffed them into the space.

It's going to be thrown away anyway, so I'm just recycling it and not wasting other people's efforts!

Hehe, there are so many things. I also picked up a few plants. They are more durable than their owners and still show some signs of life. I stuffed them all into the space. Anyway, the space can hold living things. Whether they can survive depends on their own fate.

While picking up corpses, I did find a few living people. I walked past them with a vest on, ignoring their eager eyes, and "hardened my heart" to empty their spaceship.

Sorry, now I want to be a selfish person~

Robbery, hand over your oxygen tanks!

He who slays a dragon eventually becomes a dragon, and I discovered the joy of being a pirate.

No morals, only small money.

Swish, my future career is decided, I'm going to be a pirate! I'll try to rob a hundred spaceships as a stepping stone.

When I was young, I made such a great wish.