novel-bin Chapter 123 A Heavenly Emperor Descends (8)
Chapter 123 A Heavenly Emperor Descends (8)
"Xiao Tian, have you noticed that Boss has been slacking off a lot in dungeons these past few days?" Old Man Qi nudged the belly of the most handsome guy in the world with his elbow.
The most handsome man in the world glanced at the guy who kept repeating the same name with a "you don't know what's good for you" look on his face.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" The old man who named his daughter glared at the most handsome man in the world with a defiant look on his face. "I was just stating a fact!"
"Did your emotional intelligence get eaten by your IQ?" The most handsome man in the world seemed to think of something, and shook his head helplessly, saying, "Oh no, you even lack IQ, so how could you possibly have used IQ to eat your emotional intelligence?"
The naming expert repeated his dissatisfaction, "Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean by this?"
"You're completely lacking in both intelligence and emotional intelligence." The most handsome man in the world said casually while unleashing his skills, "You can't even understand this?"
The most handsome guy in the world glanced at Juesha and said, "The reason our boss is so laid-back is because his wife hasn't been playing dungeons with us in a long time!"
When the person mentioned "the most handsome man in the world," it finally dawned on him that Dong Zhi Qiu hadn't leveled up with them for a long time since the last system update.
"Do you think it's because we always call her 'sister-in-law' that she got angry and doesn't want to level up with us anymore?" the old man asked somewhat nervously.
"Is Sister-in-law such a petty person? We've been calling her Sister-in-law for a long time!" The Most Handsome Man in the World rolled his eyes and said, "You just don't care much about what's going on in the gang!"
The most handsome man in the world said with a pained expression, "Tell me, are you a competent elder or not?"
"Give me a break!" Old Man Qi glared at the number one handsome guy in the world and said in an annoyed tone, "There are only 18 people in the gang. The boss is the gang leader, you and Xiao Laohu are the vice gang leaders, and I, Fei Xue, Violent Lolita, Useless and Teacher Banjiu are elders. The remaining ten are all elites."
The old man who was naming the children said, feeling wronged, "So, what does an elder even mean?"
“Our gang doesn’t accept outsiders, I don’t even have the authority to make exceptions. I’m just an elder in name only.” Old Man Qi said speechlessly, “Why should I worry about the gang’s affairs? You and Little Tiger Xiao can handle that. So…”
The man who was always talking about naming things leaned over with a gossipy look and asked, "What has your sister-in-law been up to lately?"
"My sister-in-law is busy upgrading her Celestial Feather Set right now, she doesn't have time to upgrade with us. So, my eldest brother..."
The most handsome guy in the world paused for a moment and then continued, "I'm so lonely and bored! I have no motivation to lead you through dungeons, so I'm just stuck here leeching our experience!"
The violent loli tapped the head of the most handsome guy in the world and the guy who always gets the same name on his head with her staff and angrily said, "Have you two been slacking off enough?"
The violent loli was furious with them and yelled, "There are only six people in this dungeon. The leader is slacking off, and the other two are slacking off too. It's just the three of us girls left to hold on!"
"Don't you two have any conscience?! If you keep slacking off, I'll kick you out of the team and wipe you out!" The violent loli looked at the two freeloaders with exasperation.
"Loli, don't be so violent!" the world's most handsome man quickly said with a smile.
"Hmph!" The violent loli toyed with her staff and said, "I am a violent loli."
While unleashing his skills, Wei Tianke said, "What do you think? Should we try to make our sister-in-law happy, first by going along with her wishes and not calling her 'sister-in-law,' and then trick her into kidnapping our boss?"
The violent loli twirled her staff and gave Wei Tianke a sharp rap on the head: "Are you stupid? Is offending the boss more serious, or offending the sister-in-law?"
"At most, my sister-in-law will just ignore us when she's angry, but my boss... I'm a fragile sorceress, how many hits can I withstand from him?" the violent loli said irritably. "Besides, tricking my sister-in-law? Aren't you afraid she'll settle scores with you later?"
"With Sister-in-law not here, who can stop this sinkhole boss?" the stinky-handed man sighed helplessly.
The name "Number One Stinky Hand" tells you he's from Africa, but after joining this gang, he realizes he's actually just an ordinary person. When it comes to being African, can he compare to the gang leader?
"He slacks off when fighting, but dashes faster than anyone when looting corpses!" Crude Hand Number One wailed, "Heaven have mercy! I thought I was the best of the worst. I never imagined there were always people better than me, and there's always someone worse than me."
"These past few days, every time we run dungeons, we get nothing but trash. It's such a waste of time and energy. Haven't you seen Fei Xue trying her best to avoid the boss these past few days?" The number one player, who was forcibly recruited, said with tears in his eyes, "I want to avoid the boss too! Waaah~ I don't want to run dungeons with the boss anymore. I'm really begging God to open his eyes and let the boss's wife take him away."
"You clumsy girl, you should pray to God to open his eyes and let your sister-in-law take your brother away." The violent loli shook her head helplessly and said, "You might as well pray to God to open his eyes and let your brother get what he wants and take your sister-in-law home. That way, your brother can openly pester your sister-in-law every day, and if you want to see your brother, you can only go to your sister-in-law."
"Sigh~" Everyone sighed helplessly. How could their leader be so useless? He still couldn't win over his sister-in-law. He's really disgraced the great god!
If you're a gaming god and can't even win over a wife, how dare you call yourself a gaming god?
Suddenly, a message popped up in the quiet guild chat: "Is anyone in the guild?"
As soon as Dong Zhiqi appeared, everyone became lively. They instantly became incredibly excited, popping up in the guild chat like they'd been injected with adrenaline.
[Gang] The Most Handsome Man in the World: Yes, yes, what are your orders, sister-in-law?
[Gang] Violent Lolita: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, you've finally shown up?!
[Gang] Fei Xue: Sister-in-law, are you back yet?
[Gang] Only Heaven Can Be a Judge: Sister-in-law, have you finished your mission?
【Gang】……
Dong Zhiqi had long been used to these people's boisterous mannerisms, and no matter how she tried to correct them, she couldn't change their way of addressing her.
[Gang] Falling Rain Knows Autumn's Thoughts: You're all here! Is anyone free right now? I think I'm lost, can anyone come and help me out?
The gang channel was quiet for a while, then it started flooding with messages.
[Guild] Fei Xue: Hey sister-in-law, sorry, I'm currently in a dungeon... ah, no, we're already fighting the boss, ah, no, the whole party has wiped. I'm the only one left! I still need to revive everyone! I'm too busy, I can't chat with you guys anymore.
What happened to the promised total wipeout? How can you call it a total wipeout when you're still alive? Could you come up with an even more flimsy excuse?
Dong Zhi Qiu wasn't unaware of Jue Sha's intentions; their favorability rating had even reached 100 points recently. It's unclear what Jue Sha was thinking, but he just wouldn't reveal his identity.
[Host, how about we leave this world?]
Dong Zhi Qiu smiled and shook his head, saying, "No, I think he's quite cute. Let's see how long he can keep hiding."