Quick Wear: Reversing Life

Chapter 395: Star Gold Framed and Imprisoned (43)

"Are you kidding me? You want me to tell you a joke at a time like this?!"

He was like a stone in a frying pan, waiting to be taken out and poured with water to cool him down! But that person was asking him to tell a joke right now!

"Then you'll tell me or not."

"......speak."

Reid turned over, his body temperature rising, but his face looked like he was half dead.

“There was a loaf of bread walking on the road. Suddenly, it twisted its ankle. It turned out to be a croissant.”

Xing Lu: “…”

"Xiao Ming suddenly disappeared during music class. Why did that happen?"

Xing Lu: "Because he ran away."

"How do you know this?" Reid raised his eyebrows: "Then let me tell you another one."

"One day, a crab went out and accidentally knocked over a loach. The loach was very angry and said, 'Are you blind?' The crab replied, 'No, I am a crab.'"

"..."

"A man went up the mountain to learn Iron Head Kung Fu. After he finished, he came down the mountain and was sucked away by a magnet."

"..."

"Why does a centipede get fatter as it walks along the road?"

Looking at Reid's sparkling eyes, Xing Lu decided to pretend she didn't know: "Why?"

"Hahahahahahaha because no merit, no reward (a centipede cannot be thin on the road)."

"..."

Xing Lu felt a little cold.

Reid became more and more excited as he spoke: "I only like black, not white. Do you know why?"

"......Why?"

"Because I can protect you secretly."

So cold.

But the fact that the interstellar thief told her a cold joke hit Xing Lu's funny spot. She turned sideways and said, "I'll tell you one too."

Ryder listened intently.

"Several pirates robbed a fuel transport ship in space, but they weren't happy. Why?"

Ryder thought for a moment. "Because they set off the alarm?"

"wrong."

"why?"

Ryder thought about it.

It must be a happy thing for pirates to seize a spaceship that transports fuel!

Xing Lu gave an ambiguous smile: "Because...they were robbing No. 0 diesel."

Ryder: “…”

Ryder gritted his teeth: "You did this on purpose, didn't you!?"

Xing Lu couldn't stop laughing.

Ryder turned around and pinned the person down, covering her mouth to prevent her from laughing.

The reason why Reid was so angry was because this was his personal experience.

The first time I robbed, I had no experience and it took me a lot of effort to successfully hijack a spaceship. It turned out that all the cargo on the spaceship was No. 0 diesel!

Diesel needs oxygen to burn, and it's like scrap metal in space!

This incident made Reid the laughingstock of his peers, so the vengeful Reid killed everyone who knew about it. How did Xing Lu know this?!

"Stop laughing!"

Reid's face changed color rarely, and he bit Xing Lu's neck in frustration.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh!"

Xing Lu hissed, "You're already an adult, and you're still biting me! Can't you be more mature at thirty-something?"

"How is 33 considered old?" Reid relaxed and licked the teeth marks soothingly.

"Yes, yes, it's not big, not big, get out of the way! It's too heavy—"

"I can't afford it."

"Are you being coquettish with me?" Xing Lu raised her hand: "I'm going to take a picture and sell it on the dark web for everyone to see—"

Reid stood up and quickly took off his clothes. "Okay, let's film it. Let's film everything we're going to do."

Xing Lu: “…”

After being speechless for a few seconds, she looked at Reid and smiled: "Okay."

Then he pretended to unzip his collar.

Seeing this, Ryder quickly stopped him: "Are you really going to take this video? No! Turn it off!"

Xing Lu sneered: "Paper tiger."

"You can only show it to me." Ryder said and reached out to help her unzip it.

Xing Lu chuckled, puffed out her chest, and let him do what he wanted.

Ryder quickly followed up with a kiss.

...

Late at night, Xing Lu was awakened by a knock on the door and looked at the door vigilantly.

Ryder was taking a shower in the bathroom.

The alcohol was almost consumed, Xing Lu rubbed her head, and the knocking on the door continued.

Xing Lu didn't intend to open the door and didn't make any sound.

Soon, the waiter's voice came from outside the door.

"Sir, are you still there?"

Xing Lu quickly got up, put on her clothes, picked up Reid's windbreaker and rushed into the bathroom.

Reid was under the shower head, his ivory-white body appearing in front of Xing Lu.

Reid was startled for a moment by Xing Lu.

"Why did you scare me?" Ryder raised an eyebrow and turned off the shower. "What? Do you want to do it again?"

Xing Lu rolled her eyes and threw the windbreaker to him.

"What do you mean?"

Looking at this abnormal action, Reid guessed something.

"You're just going to let me put on my windbreaker and go out?"

Xing Lu pushed open the window: "Then go out, Zong Yu will make sure you put on your clothes properly." Then Xing Lu quickly climbed out of the window.

"Why are you in such a hurry? Don't worry..."

Outside the window, the moonlight like a silver waterfall covered the streets, but Xing Lu stopped where she was.

Reid followed closely behind, and when he looked up, he saw the tall and silent figure opposite Xing Lu.

Zong Yu faced the light, his face hidden in the darkness, his pair of deep purple pupils seemed to be brewing a catastrophic storm.

Crow Feather's black hair was dyed by the night, and his outer contours were coated with a layer of frosty silver.

He stood there quietly, like a sheathed sword, quiet but oppressive, and the air around him seemed to be stagnant.

Reid quickly recovered and sneered, "Is the prince a dog? Why is he so relentless in pursuing me?"

Zong Yu's eyes swept across Reid's half-wet windbreaker and exposed slender calves, then looked at Xing Lu's cold face, and finally fell on the obvious tooth marks on her neck.

The surrounding air pressure is getting lower and lower.

Xing Lu felt that the current atmosphere couldn't be weirder, as if she was caught cheating by her husband.

Zong Yu looked at Reid expressionlessly: "You are very brave."

Reid raised his eyebrows provocatively: "I'm not just brave, Lulu should know that best." He stepped forward, hooked his hands around Xing Lu's shoulders, and brought her into his protective circle.

Xing Lu said expressionlessly: "If you say something like that again, I'll strangle you to death."

The sound of Lulu making Zong Yu's face look even uglier.

"I've been in a good mood these past two days, but I'm also annoyed by being disturbed by irrelevant people all the time."

Zong Yu didn't want to waste time talking to Reid. He looked at Xing Lu and asked, "Do you really want to choose him?"

Xing Lu raised her eyebrows: "You mean, let me choose you?"

Reid looked at Xing Lu with an unhappy face: "What do you mean? Are you going to abandon me?"

Xing Lu had a puzzled expression, what was going on?

"Xing Lu." Zong Yu's face was extremely grim, his anger constantly suppressed in his heart: "You are a smart person, you know the consequences of associating with the highest level criminals."

"What if I don't listen? What crime are you going to arrest me for?"

Xing Lu found it funny.

Reid's expression also turned cold: "Don't be so confident, Prince. You were lucky to catch me once. I haven't been caught yet this time."

Zong Yu said in a cold tone, "It's only a matter of time."