Uncle also cultivates

Chapter 4

It must be half a year after the expiration date, right? !

"What are chocolate beans?", the curious baby was aroused by the new vocabulary again, but she was busy imitating Chen Lian's appearance, pressing the remote control vigorously, dazzled, and had no time to care about Chen Lian. hold back.

"Oh, you said the one you started eating?" She suddenly remembered that Chen Lian had indeed said something about the beans, so she said, "Didn't you promise to take me home? That thing is for you to wash." It’s for your body! Only by washing away the impurities can you better absorb spiritual energy, and you can get twice the result with half the effort if you cultivate the truth!”

Cultivation again? !

Chen Lian sighed, rubbed his forehead helplessly, and brushed his hair. When he was done, he found that there were some black things sticking to his hands, which looked like the mud used to make a body mask in a hot spring resort. Just darker.

Looking at the things in his hands in surprise, Chen Lian simply inserted the other hand into his black hair, and as a result, his hands were dyed black!It was the same as the black mud in the other hand, only thicker, which made Chen Lian feel a little nauseous!There's no way, people with the zodiac sign of the zodiac sign are more or less clean freaks, he has never been so dirty since he was a child!

"Fei Zhen, let's take a bath first." Although Chen Lian really wanted to rush into the bathroom immediately and punch his head three or four times, but there was still a little princess here, so he had to force Endure the inner discomfort and be humble.No way, Fei Zhen doesn't look like a master who can take a bath by himself, he doesn't want to wear a snow-white bathrobe and risk being splashed by sewage to enter the bathroom again after washing himself.

Fei Zhen looked at the monster box reluctantly, and finally jumped off the sofa in a compromise. She hadn't bathed for several days, which was quite unbearable for her who used to bathe with Xuanhe water every day.

After washing his hands, Chen Lian took out the bag containing shower gel and other things from his luggage, and took out the clothes he bought for Fei Zhen from the paper bag next to the TV, a very simple pink dress, and a white knitted sweater. shirt, very cute.

Turning around with something in one hand, only Fei Zhen with a face is in sight.

"What's the matter? Don't you like it?" Chen Lian didn't know what happened to the child's sudden change of face, so he could only blame it on his pampered pickiness.

dislike? !It's not just that I don't like it!Fei Zhen was about to explode!

With strong dissatisfaction, the clear child's voice said angrily: "How can I wear such a daughter's clothes?! Absurd!"

Not to mention, at this moment, Fei Zhen looks a little imposing, Chen Lian is dumbfounded, and hates pink femininity?Do you dare to believe that the black and smeared rags on your body are your own appreciation level? !

The clothes in Yang Yang's hands, coaxing: "Today, I can only make do with it. Tomorrow, what do you like, will uncle take you to buy it tomorrow? Today, we will be wronged and wronged, Fei Zhen!"

This kind of promise-like persuasion is very useful for Yanxi, but unexpectedly, it hit a wall with Feizhen, as if someone plucked the stars from the sky and put them in her black eyes, shining brightly, angry!

"Presumptuous! My lord is a real man standing upright! How can you tolerate such humiliation?! Chen Lian, are you guilty?!"

Chen Lian looked at the little man with raised eyebrows and erect eyebrows under the fluttering blue hair who flew away without anger, let go!

It turns out that there is really beauty beyond gender in this world? !

LOLI, why did she suddenly change the radical into Zhengtai? !

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bathroom.

When taking off his clothes, Chen Lian was still trembling because he was afraid that it was Fei Zhen's prank.There's no way, when he grows up like this, he's not a little girl, but a boy, who would have thought that? ! (Actually, Chen Lian has preconceived ideas, long hair, very delicate, so I always thought that Mrs. Fei Zhen was a girl! =, =)

In the end, he was both disappointed and relieved to find that Fei Zhen really didn't shake him!

On the white and clean body, there is indeed a small auricle!As fair and delicate as his master! o(╯□╰)o

Seeing this, Chen Lian simply began to take off his clothes. He felt that his entire scalp was wood from just now, and now he felt a slippery feeling that was getting heavier and heavier!

Let's just count the former as a weird cleanser's imagination, but the latter, the situation is really true, now not only is the hair, but also black dirt has begun to appear on his face.

Since we are all male compatriots, it doesn't matter if we wash together!He thought simply.

However, Master Fei Zhen was not happy, and scolded: "You are full of poison, don't come near me!"

After finishing speaking, he stepped into the bath full of bubbles, and his whole body was slowly immersed in the warm water. The delicate chin was supported by the bubbles and only his small head was exposed. He was so comfortable that he couldn't help sighing. It can be so comfortable!It's just that the pool is too small!

Chen Lian shook his head, in front of the wayward Master Fei Zhen, he had no choice but to compromise!

Reaching out to get the shower head, but probably no customer would deliberately pull the shower head to the washbasin to wash, so the water pipe is not long enough, and it is only a little bit beyond the bathtub. Fei Zhen kept squinting at Chen Lian's movements, the huge bag On the top of his head, he looked more like a little girl. After a while, he still couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "What is this?"

"Shower head", Chen Lian replied in a good-tempered manner, "I use this to wash next to me"

"No way!" Master Fei Zhen stared wide-eyed, "I told you that your whole body is full of toxins! What if it splashes into the pool?!"

He paused, maybe it was Chen Lian's innocent expression that moved him, or maybe it was Chen Lian's filthy current situation that disgusted him, Mr. Fei Zhen blinked, softened his tone, stretched out his jade arm and pointed, and said alms: " You wash there!"

Turning around, Chen Lian's eyes met a small lotus-shaped washbasin!

5. Cultivate yourself! ...

At dawn, Chen Lian finally ended his tossing and tossing all night.

After a night of pulling and washing, the strange thing is that he didn't feel tired or uncomfortable, but refreshed. However, due to his more than 30 years of living habits, Chen Lian was still making sure that his skin would no longer appear inexplicable. After cleaning the dirt, I finally took a shower, and then I couldn't wait to rush into the bed.

Sitting on the bed, Fei Zhen was still wearing a baotou, and she was wearing Chen Lian's white shirt. The sleeves were folded several times to barely reveal her hands, not to mention her fleshy legs under the skirt.

At this time, he was watching the Monster Box with great interest. Chen Lian had been making a fuss all night, so he watched it all night. A certain local station played the dialect version of Tom and Jerry after midnight, which made him giggle non-stop. Although seven or eight out of ten do not understand.

Mrs. Feizhen covered her small mouth and laughed so that her flowers were trembling, her huge Baotou kept trembling, and her white jade legs were unconsciously writhing on the bed sheet from time to time, this picture. . . .What a cute word!

But Chen Lian only felt that it was annoying, annoying, annoying!Just because Mr. Feizhen is obviously not a good TV product!

That's right, just like people who play chess have so-called chess products, and people who play basketball are also regulated by the word game, people who watch TV will also have TV products in various poses and with different expressions!

There is a kind of person, as long as they see something they are interested in, they are eager to let the people around them watch and discuss it together, so as to create third-class TV products!

The better ones may just move their mouths in a small area, recommending them; Once you get started, you just want to drag all the creatures passing by to share the fun, regardless of whether the creature is happy or not!

Master Fei Zhen, that rare three-in-one in a hundred years, can use both words and hands!

At the moment, he is stepping on the quilt roll with his bare little feet, laughing and analyzing: "Puhaha, this fake sophistication is too stupid, right?! Thanks to its cultivation, it should Have you cultivated the inner alchemy too! To be caught by a little mouse spirit who has just been enlightened?! Tsk tsk, such repeated damage to the body, even with the inner alchemy to protect it, sooner or later it will fall short!"

Yes, his sense of substitution is quite deep!By the way, with a flick of the little foot, there was a "poof", Chen Lianmo.

"Chen Lian, what did the windmill car mean just now?... Hahahahahahahahahahaha"

Another kick, Chen Lian was silent again.

"Puffhahahaha, fake sophistication has become a sieve! Look! Its legs are so long, puffhaha~~~~~~"

Stretching his legs, Chen Lian let out a muffled snort, and finally couldn't help but lift up a corner of the quilt, revealing his innocent eyes, and said helplessly, "Fei Zhen, can you watch quietly by yourself?!"

The three words "quiet" have a particularly strong bite.

Fei Zhen is not happy, and feels that her dignity has been seriously challenged!Thinking of how hard it is for Master Feizhen to be close to the people, what an honor it is to let you, a mortal, enjoy such a fun thing together? !Not only are you ungrateful, but you dare not? !What a fool!

Then he scolded angrily: "Hey! You are so stupid! How can you achieve great things when you act so tired and lazy?!"

After finishing speaking, he lifted the quilt abruptly, grabbed Chen Lian's big hand, and pulled hard, but the other party remained motionless!So, he got angry again, and Hengmei said angrily: "Hurry up and get up and practice with my lord!"

Chen Lian twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling a little guilty, why should he care about children when he is an adult? !Look at the child so angry, his palm-sized face flushed like a bright sun.

I had no choice but to sit up and play with him, and said obediently: "Then, what should I do?"