When Hisoka meets V

Chapter 25 The New Dean

For more than two months of summer vacation, Hisoka wasted between elopement with the professor and relatives with cheap parents.Originally, Frege planned to grit his teeth, took out his coffin and took his wife and son [pseudo] to go on vacation abroad. After the location was selected, he went to Romania to see the former residence of Count Dracula.Hisoka, who was still quite interested in magical creatures like vampires, naturally agreed.Alluding to a certain professor who broke his promise and promised to take him to [visit] monsters, but spends his days researching the art of immortality in his study.So he planned to rely on his cheap parents to warm himself up well.

But at this moment, the Wizengamot ushered in a group of wizards and prisoners who attacked Muggles. Frege had no choice but to temporarily let go of his vacation plans and went to work.Chris was worried that Xibei's son would be dissatisfied, so she took him around Muggle London.

Christo is one of the few pure-blood wizards who really understand Muggles. Once Frege made a statement about "Muggles are weak", he would be whipped by this seemingly gentle but strong-handed wife immediately.Hisoka sometimes heard her saying that don't look down on Muggles, they ride luxurious Aston Martins and Lamborghinis, and we fly around on battered brooms; they have a variety of fashions, and we are exhausted. A different colored wizard robe bla bla bla bla...

And Hisoka, who was not born in the wizarding world, also knew that the wizarding world cut off contact with the Muggle world, simply thinking that Muggles are weak and Muggles need to be protected. This is a kind of arrogant behavior.Britain has a total population of tens of millions, but wizards only account for a small portion, and this small number of wizards live in a corner, giving up contact with the outside world, and development is impossible to talk about. Most of the noble students in Slytherin are not Know what a "telephone" is.

It’s just that Hisoka is not a person with lofty ambitions and compassion. Maybe one day when Muggles and wizards had a war, he would still be sitting beside him happily playing poker, kowtow seeds, and watching a play cheerfully.

This is the kind of person who is heartless.

During the summer vacation, Christo took Hisoka to travel all over London, especially wandering in front of No. 10 Downing Street for a while【Note①】, making people think that the mother and son [pseudo] are planning to commit suicide Exploding terrorist.

Krisdo likes Muggle women's fashion. When Yves Saint Laurent smoking clothes became popular all over the world in the mid-60s [Note ②], she was also ready to move, but there was a British pound exchanged from Gringotts' Galleons at home, and luxury brands The price difference of fashion is hundreds of thousands of miles.Now it is still not so much money, but it does not hinder the nature of a lady who is nostalgic for the window.So, the witch took Hisoka to visit countless luxury stores.

This directly led to Hisoka preferring to stay in Embree's house rather than go to Muggle London to relax.

September [-]st is coming soon. Before that, Hisoka went to Diagon Alley to buy textbooks and materials necessary for the second grade, and met Macy, her brother Rudolphs and future sister-in-law Bella there. Trix.Rudolphus was a handsome young nobleman. He treated Hisoka very politely, but he couldn't hide the arrogance of the nobleman. Bellatrix looked like Narcissa, with black Curly hair, black eyes, arrogant and paranoid, in one respect, very similar to her cousin Sirius.

Miss Messi seems to be living very comfortably in Egypt. Her originally fair complexion has been tanned to a honey color, and she looks more energetic. She wears a gold bracelet on her wrist, which is carved with a lotus flower in full bloom. Very strong ancient Egyptian style.As soon as the little girl saw Hisoka, she rushed towards him, sighing happily about the pyramids in the Valley of the Kings, Alexandria, and how she sneaked to the Cairo Museum in Egypt and saw Tutankhamun and the mummies of Ramses II.

"Master Hisoka, you should be sorry, Egypt is a very good place." Messi's face flushed with excitement, "Dates are also delicious, I really want to send some to you and Sif, but Egypt doesn't have them." Owl, we can't expect camels to swim across the Mediterranean Sea, the Strait of Gibraltar, and the Atlantic Ocean to England."

"..." Hisoka smiled, "Obviously my geography is not as good as yours, because I don't understand what you said~?"

"..."

"But I really regret it." Hisoka rubbed the little girl's chestnut hair, "I heard that the mummy's attack power is not bad~?"

"..." The little girl's black line became concrete, "Where did you hear that?"

"That's what the movies say~?" Dan Feng blinked, laughing uncomfortably.

"..." Messi fell silent, vowing never to discuss Egypt with Hisoka again.

This year's platform nine and three quarters of King's Cross Station should hold back a bunch of youngsters who have returned from their studies, and attract a bunch of young kids who are eager to study.Mark Weasley's sharp-tongued and very unpleasant little daughter Claire is also on the list. Since this little girl made an unpleasant incident at the Christmas party last year, the Freges have not been very happy. After seeing her, the Marks would not be able to ask Hisoka, who is a senior, to take care of Claire, not to mention that Hisoka is a Slytherin, and Claire is probably a Gryffindor lioness.

After Hisoka got into the car, he found that the little red-haired girl Claire was following behind him.Claire was holding a face with an awkward expression. Hisoka squinted his eyes and let out malicious thoughts, successfully scaring away the little friend.

It's been a summer vacation, and Snape is still the same.Only this time he didn't sit with Lily.Lily has been in Gryffindor for a year, and has completely integrated into the Lion House, becoming the most popular girl in the Lion House, surrounded by a bunch of little sisters.With Snape's character, it is absolutely impossible to sit with a group of people, talking and laughing, so he walked out of the reserved box, and after walking a few steps in the aisle, suddenly appeared Messi dragged him to the Lestrange special box.

A woman is like Cao Cao, as soon as he spoke, a tornado flew over.

Hisoka was also dragged into Lestrange's special box by Messi.It's just that this time there was only a normally gloomy Snape sitting in the box, and there was no Lucius who could ravage infinitely.Seeing Hisoka's regretful expression, Messi said, "Senior Lucius and Narcissa are in the box at Malfoy's house." After a pause, she added, "It's just the two of them."

"Oh~?" Hisoka drew a long tone, smiling meaningfully, and Messi also had an unfathomable smile. Snape looked at the two wretched people at this moment, and looked at them with disgust.

Aristocrats have always matured precociously, especially the children of aristocrats who were engaged early when they were thirteen or fourteen years old.And Lucius and Narcissa have a very good relationship, and it is very likely that they will get married as soon as they graduate...and then give birth to little platinum buns...

Of course, Lucius and I, who are making love to each other in Malfoy's box, don't know that their future has already been fully planned by others...

Compared with the two oolong incidents last year, this year's sorting ceremony was really normal, so normal to the point of blandness.Weasley's Claire entered Gryffindor without incident.There were still only a few people who entered Slytherin, all pure-blooded nobles, and there was no [accident] like Hisoka.Of course, if there is another accident, Hogwarts will be demolished by those angry old snakes.

The sorting ceremony was over, and the students from all the colleges sat down to enjoy Hogwarts’ special drink, pumpkin juice, and their faces turned blue. The headmaster Dumbledore, who was dressed in a fancy wizard robe and a pair of half-moon glasses, began to introduce the professors again. up.Miraculously, last year's professors have survived until this year, none of them have changed, and they are all familiar faces.However, when Dumbledore was introducing Lord Voldemort, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, he paused for a moment and said: "Professor Slughorn, the former senior of Slytherin College, was unable to continue to serve as the dean due to his illness, so from Beginning this term, Professor Voldemort will be Head of Slytherin House."

……

Suddenly the audience fell silent.This news was too surprising. After the students digested it, Voldemort stood up and smiled at everyone. His red eyes were full of Slytherin's unique confidence and arrogance, making all the little snakes cheer for him.

The great Lord has become the Dean of the Snake House!

Hisoka, on the other hand, drank the pumpkin juice without changing his face, thinking that he hoped that the students of this academy would not be subtly transformed into a bunch of idiots by that crippled brain, which made him feel uncomfortable picking small fruits.

Of course, it would be even better if the big snake fruit let him pick it off quickly. ╮(╯▽╰)╭