When Hisoka meets V

Chapter 53 Accommodation Issues

After leaving the Weasley house in the small town of Embury, Hisoka finally thought about going to work, and Snape was relieved that he didn't have to face a perverted potion idiot who would destroy the light and always love to talk weirdly during the day. in one breath.However, Hisoka said before going to work, "Little Sif, you have to make dinner and wait for me~?" The corners of the eyes of the young (+ unlucky) potions master twitched violently.

"Xiao Xifu is so good at knives, and he is very good at controlling the heat. The dishes he cooks must be delicious, hehehe~?"

——Who said that the method of making potions must also work in cooking?According to this, potions masters can be a qualified housewife (male)!Snape kicked the squirming red-haired youth out without hesitation: "I'm not sure to come back until dinner is settled!"

In fact, Snape didn't have to worry about cooking his own dinner at all.The murder case of the hemp-seeded witch, which had been making a lot of noise some time ago, finally came to an end after the Ministry of Magic closed the case. Although there is a lot of doubts now, the pure-blood nobles who were dissatisfied and criticized by the wizard crowd before are still living a good life. . Voldemort dealt with everything, and the secretary who had been absent from work for more than half a month also came back to work. He was in a good mood, so he left a few young Death Eater executives to have dinner together after the meeting.

Voldemort was well-mannered, and the house elves in the manor were very well-behaved. They rarely bumped their heads against the wall, and the dishes were delicious (this was the point).Hisoka simply stayed to eat.And Director Voldemort had already pulled up a chair and sat down before Director Voldemort took his seat.All the guests gritted their teeth when they saw such a bold secretary, only the corners of Lucius' eyes were twitching violently.

Voldemort didn't show any dissatisfaction with this, he sat down beside Hisoka with a light smile, and then called everyone to sit down.

The Dark Lord's rare good mood made all the Death Eaters tremble like thorns on their backs.There is a saying that it is always sunny before the storm.In case this moody Zhuer suddenly gets into a bad mood again, then it's time for them to roll on the ground and sing beautiful canto.Therefore, everyone is cautious and dare not eat too much food.

—Of course there are exceptions.Hisoka maintained an elegant manner of eating, but his speed was several times faster than others. He squinted his eyes and smiled brightly. It seemed that he was very satisfied with the food. His posture was just like the owner of this manor.

After one dinner, only two people are full.One is Voldemort and the other is Hisoka.Everyone bid farewell to their master, Lord Voldemort, with empty stomachs, and prepared to go home to make up for dinner.Lucius was the last to go, and he planned to go to Snape's place with Hisoka, but before he could speak, Voldemort patted Hisoka on the shoulder, and said [with a pleasant face]: "I think my secretary always You should tell me how I got here for more than half a month, shouldn't you?"

Therefore, Lucius could only watch Hisoka follow Voldemort back to Voldemort Manor with sympathetic eyes.

Fortunately, he is not the secretary of the Dark Lord, and he has worked hard and never missed work!

Lucius thought Hisoka would be punished by Voldemort for skipping work with Cruciatus, after all, that was the favorite trick of the Dark Lord.But in fact, the Dark Lord opened a bottle of [-]-year-old red wine, and had a wine-tasting discussion with the secretary who had been absent from work for more than half a month.

——So, an office romance brings not only errands with less work but more money, but also pleasing red wine and a beauty—even though the beauty is a man, she is still the boss.

"A while ago, you were busy?" Voldemort squinted his red eyes and looked at Hisoka opposite him while sipping the red wine.

Every BOSS must have a certain means of imperial control.For example, Albus Dumbledore, he likes to call disobedient teachers or students into the office, a glass of iced lemon juice (for winter) or hot chocolate (for summer), and then recommend a honey duke The latest dessert (Honey Duke definitely has his investment stake), and then the blue eyes behind the half-moon glasses look at you with a smile, and say "XXX, my boy, how are you doing?" I will definitely shake off all the things my eight generations of ancestors did while being moved.Therefore, Lao Deng is an old Slytherin snake in a lion's skin.

Voldemort was less oblique.If it was a few years ago, he would look at you with a slight smile. Although he was smiling, his eyes were extremely cold, and he exuded a kind of aura of a superior person who is not angry and self-important. The consequence, then, is that you're completely doomed.But the current Dark Lord is quite different from before. Of course, not only does he spend more time with a dark face, but his heart is also darker. If his subordinates hide something, Cruciatus will come immediately.Although this method is much more straightforward, it has too many side effects, and it is easy for subordinates to gradually have two hearts in fear, so that they lose their hearts in the end.

However, Voldemort treated Hisoka unexpectedly, for example, he would never use the Unforgivable Curse on Hisoka. Of course, he also understood that Hisoka's strength would never be afraid of these forbidden curses, on the contrary, he was very interested.But in this way, some subtle changes will take place in their current relationship balance, which is similar to friends and lovers.Their current relationship was fragile enough that Voldemort didn't want to spoil it just yet.So he used a more euphemistic culture to express his dissatisfaction with the secretary skipping work for no reason.

Hisoka also understood that a person would be dissatisfied with his subordinates skipping work, but he did too much of this kind of thing, and he didn't bother to care about what the boss above him thought.In short, when he was a fake spider in the Phantom Troupe, he missed many activities. At that time, other members of the troupe were dissatisfied, but they didn't fight him hard, so he didn't care much.Of course, he was very happy when the group members really tried their best to find him.

The reason why he didn't participate in brigade activities and skipped work was because he wasn't interested in robbery and going to work... It's better not to do things that don't interest him at all.

"Well, I'm in a hurry~?" Hisoka took a sip of red wine and said with a smile.

"What's the rush?" Voldemort also laughed, but it was a bit creepy.

"A lot, I want to play with little Charlie, I want to drink with little Regulus, um, I also need to clean up the goblins in the yard~?" Hisoka simply started talking nonsense, "Then he was kicked out by his family a few days ago Now, go live with little Sif, and help him with the materials~?"

"..." How could Hisoka be free to find something to help Severus with the potion ingredients?And could Severus let a Potions idiot touch his precious ingredients? Voldemort didn't bother to find out what was wrong with his words, knowing that this guy was talking nonsense on purpose.He pondered for a moment, and asked, "How did you get kicked out by your family?" As a Dark Lord, he certainly knew that Hisoka had left Embree Town, but he didn't know the reason.

"Because you were kicked out of the house because you fell in love with Xiao V~?" Someone said without any shame.

"..." Voldemort paused while holding the goblet, his blood-red eyes were filled with shock, "You... tell Frege Weasley... that we..." For business, "free love" The words that came out of Hisoka's mouth made people feel very horrified, even Lord Dark Lord was no exception.

"Ah huh~?" Hisoka made a guttural voice of ecstasy, "Little V, you have to be responsible to me~" and Xiao Man's waist twisted.

"..." The Dark Lord was at a loss for words when facing this cheeky fellow who demanded responsibility from others after eating.Of course, words can’t be done. When a cheeky red-haired young man approached, they couldn’t help themselves, their lips touched, and there was another fire burning dry wood, and a warm feeling spread around (British in May really It's quite warm)...

On the other hand, Mr. Severus Snape in Spider's End had his wish to have dinner alone.But until three years in the morning when he finished working in the potion studio and was about to go back to his bedroom to sleep, a certain red-haired young man still didn't come back.This made the young (+ unlucky) potions master somewhat worried.But soon, the worry was lifted: it would be better if he didn't come back!

And that cheeky red-haired young man has been living in the Dark Lord's manor since then, kissing me, me, you, me, and me like glue, that's another story...