You are not bullying me to look good

Chapter 58 The male college student who gave birth and his roommate

Children are always distant when they grow up.

Since Yu Zisu came back, Qiuqiu, who has entered puberty, has never been close to Jian Yi. Jian Yi, who has evolved into a loving father, feels very sad every day.

Lucifer was very happy, he finally restored the sweetness of the period of passionate love with Jian Yi, in order to let Jian Yi get out of the state, he took him to play around, out of sight and out of mind.

However, on the way to play, they accidentally passed by a desert area, discovered a group of people working secretly underground, and learned of a terrifying plan.

As the phenomenon of disturbing the base (ji) in the world of gods and monsters has become more and more serious, Western monster scientists are preparing to develop a method for same-sex birth.

If realized, it will be a technology that will cause a sensation in the world, and even challenge the scientific status of Chinese zombies.

Seeing Jian Yi's bright eyes, Lucifer's heart tightened.

After leaving the group of scientists, Jian Yi held Lucifer's arm and discussed with him: "If it really happens, I also want a child."

Lucifer seriously rejected him, with very good reasons: "No, giving birth is painful, and you have to be pregnant for ten months, swollen, how can I let you suffer so much?"

As a creature like a child, it’s fine to play with someone else’s. Why do you have to give birth to yourself?Although it is fun, it really affects the quality of life.

Jian Yi was silent, and just when Lucifer thought he was convinced by himself, he actually said: "Why do you know so clearly? Did you check it out because you wanted to die?"

Lucifer: "?! It was mentioned in the books you bought before!"

...it seems so.

"Don't count on me." Lucifer resolutely dispelled his terrible thoughts, "I will never be born."

Jian Yi nodded: "I gave birth."

Lucifer continued to dissuade: "Think about it, women have a special channel to give birth, what do you use to give birth, gut? Do you think it can come out?"

What I said might be very reasonable, Jian Yi was silent again, looking very depressed.

Lucifer couldn't bear it, but for the sake of his future life, he could only be cruel.

The next day, Jian Yi took him to find the group of scientists to discuss the details.

The scientists laughed and said, "Don't worry about that. Since it's a man, we must open up special channels. Our plan is—we can't say it yet."

Jian Yi and Lucifer: "..."

"After all, it's just an idea now." The scientist said, "Because the two have a good international reputation, we can reveal it. Please keep it secret when you go out. When the research is done, you will definitely let the two know as soon as possible."

Jian Yi looked forward to it: "When will it be possible to research it?" Ten years must be enough, right?

The scientist said to himself: "Don't worry, there will definitely be a result within 500 years."

Jian Yi: "..." 500 years!Monkey King has run out of Wuzhishan!

Lucifer was relieved. When the two left the desert, he said to Jian Yi: "I think they are very unreliable, and they can't even explain the theory."

Jian Yi was also very distressed: "I also think it's better to go back and discuss with Shen You and the others."

"You can't stimulate them." Lucifer heard that it's okay. The technological level of zombies is the top in the world. If they really do it, it's definitely not empty talk, but they don't like to be creatures. "Their bodily functions are already dead. There is no way to produce offspring, you need to go to say that you want a child, what do people think?"

Jian Yi thought about this, and gave up the idea.

It's just that the desire to have a child never stops, especially when Qiuqiu and Yu Zisu are preparing for the wedding, Jian Yi is even more stimulated, crying to Lucifer: "Qiuqiu is completely married, and it may be difficult to meet in the future."

After all, he grew up watching him, and Lucifer also felt a sense of loss as an old father, and comforted him: "You still have me."

The old husband and the old husband depended on each other, sitting on the roof and watching the sunset.

Lucifer suddenly remembered: "Should we also have a wedding?"

They haven't even received a certificate yet.

Jian Yi said embarrassedly: "But I am afraid of marriage."

Lucifer: "...When did you have this problem?"

Jian Yi said: "Maybe I didn't have a good impression of marriage before." He rested his head on Lucifer's shoulder, "It's like this, how nice it is to fall in love forever."

Besides, I have been here for so many years, and I am not limited to those forms. It would be strange to come out suddenly.

Lucifer smiled: "Yes."

How good it goes on like this.

***

However, the news of same-sex birth suddenly broke out. After continuous efforts, the group of scientists in the desert did not disappoint them in the end. The research really succeeded!

At this time, more than 200 years have passed since their last conversation, which is considered to be far ahead of schedule.

I didn't expect that they really didn't just talk in the vernacular.

What they developed is a kind of potion, a reproductive system will temporarily grow in the male body, and the essence will combine to form a new life. It will not affect normal life at ordinary times. It will only work when giving birth. After giving birth, the reproductive system will disappear.

Jian Yi was extremely excited, and wanted to ask about the situation immediately, but was blocked by Lucifer.

As soon as Jian Yi had a child, he put all his attention on the child.

Although he didn't want to see Jian Yi sad, but he really didn't want it ah ah ah he still thought about the precious world of two people!

But Jian Yi had a strange idea: "Let's add the gene of the penalty ball into it and give birth to a panda cub."

Lucifer: "?!" Plus, plus genes? !

Jian Yi said: "I asked before, their theory is similar to test-tube babies, if we can mix the gene of Qiuqiu, we can have a panda."

Lucifer: "Your idea is very bold."

Jian Yi smiled and said: "Didn't you always worry that Qiuqiu didn't want to get close to you when you were young? Then we will definitely not reject you if we have a baby, and we can hug you as we want. If you are disobedient," he paused, " Just hit him."

Lucifer: "!!!" One, casually hugged, panda cub!

Beat him if you don't hug him!

Is that heaven?

born!Must be born!If you don't give birth to him, you won't be Lucifer!

Jian Yi and Lucifer are very happy.

They rushed to the desert overnight to meet the scientific team.

The scientists were very happy to see a familiar face again, and were finally willing to reveal the details: "The new life conceived in the male body is not a fetus, but an egg." He made a size gesture with his hand, "It's very small, like a quail. Eggs are almost the same, you have to worry about crushing him, so don’t worry that it will hurt.” He continued, “However, it is not final after laying an egg. Considering that it is difficult for men to give birth, the egg is only a preliminary form. After it comes down, it has to be hatched, and the child is not born until the egg is hatched."

Lucifer's whole body is not well, give birth to an egg, give birth to an egg...

Have to hatch hahahahahaha!

He imagined Jian Yi crying and sitting cross-legged in a bird's nest hatching eggs, maybe he would have to accompany him to supplement his nutrition, hatching eggs must be very tiring and consume energy.

Don't laugh, don't laugh, otherwise Jian Yi will definitely cry.

Fortunately, he always had a cold face and did not show any abnormalities.

Jian Yi obviously thought of a place with him, and imagined himself in the state of an old hen, with a very complicated facial expression: "Hatch, if you hatch, yes, yes, sit on it? Will it not be crushed? Yes, how long will it last?" ah……"

"About two or three months." The scientist laughed, "Of course you don't need to incubate it yourself. We have a special incubator. After the baby is placed in the incubator, it will hatch automatically. If you buy it together with the medicine, you will get a discount."

Although Jian Yi was a bit messy, he could still accept such words, and asked, "Is there a precedent for this, this, and can you guarantee it?"

The scientist shyly said: "Yes, I just gave birth." He turned around, "Can't you tell that I have given birth?"

Jian Yi and Lucifer: "..."

This is a great scientist who personally conducted experiments and dedicated himself to science.

The two visited the egg hatching room, which is similar to a baby room. There are only two microwave-style egg incubators, which are transparent and can see the situation of the child at any time. They were surprised to find that it is not so much an egg as a floor. The round object wrapped in a thick white film is soft and can grow gradually, and the scientist's baby egg grows to the size of an egg.

"It will break when it grows to normal baby size." The scientist explained.

Now that they saw the entity, the two were relieved.

Jian Yi mentioned his bold idea to him, and the scientist's eyes lit up, saying that it is feasible, after all, they are a fantasy world, as long as they can get the gene of the panda demon.

This Jian Yi was not worried, but only doubted: "You don't know how to use Qiuqiu's genes for other things?"

The scientist was silent: "Do we dare? Do we dare? You look down on Lucifer and Yushen, dare to do anything else? You don't even know how to die."

That's right.

Although he knew that he didn't need to incubate by himself, but at night Jian Yi dreamed that he was an old hen sitting in the coop and hatching eggs in pain. When he woke up and cried to Lucifer, Lucifer comforted him with a serious face, I feel miserable.

Hahahahaha secretly laughed hahahahaha!

When Qiuqiu heard that they were going to have a baby, although he was a bit jealous, he was curious and looking forward to it, so he gave it generously, but Yu Zisu also came over, since he wanted to add Qiuqiu, he had to add his genius gene .

A family should be tidy.

are you crazy!Who is family with you!

What genes do you have!Neuropathy gene!

However, Qiuqiu listens to Yu Zisu's words the most, and he also thinks that a family should be neat and tidy, and it would be more complete if Yu Zisu is added.

...only compromises.

Lucifer and Jian Yi silently hoped that the baby would not be affected by Yu Zisu's genes and would be a normal child.

I don't want to be a world-class wizard, as long as I am a baby who grows up healthily and smoothly.

Scientists lived up to their expectations and developed a method to add genes, Jian Yi excitedly prepared to have a baby.

Lucifer was worried that it would be too harmful for him to give birth to a child in a mortal body, and he had to be ascended to a fairy to give birth. Anyway, the Queen of Heaven had already reserved the position of her aunt.

So Jian Yi pestered him every day for double cultivation, hoping to ascend to have a baby soon.

Lucifer was overjoyed.

Jian Yi left behind mundane affairs and concentrated on cultivation.

Jian Yi is a baby!

Jian Yi fit together!

Jian Yi has crossed the catastrophe!

Jian Yi is great!

Jian Yi has ascended into a fairy!

Jian Yi was very moved. After unremitting efforts, he was finally able to have a baby!

The author has something to say: finish the chapter at night~

What's the baby's name, I haven't figured it out yet...